Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Nov 25, 2013.
Cochrane: Can't go anywhere without. Best music ever!
Riker: The Complete Works of... Nickleback
LaForge: Oh God NO!
Cochrane: Let's ROCK AND ROLL!
Cochrane: Wait a minute... why's the omni blinking red?!
Cochrane: We can't take off without it!
Riker: A urinal cake?
Cochrane: Gotta have something to aim at!
Picard: Captain's Log, Stardate 48648.1 Q decided to send me with all other captains of Starfleet ships named Enterprise in what he calls the world of specialized TV channels. We are currently in Food Network....
Kirk: Hey guys, it's Orion channel behind this door!
Picard: Is anybody there with some plasma condoms and sprays of space papillomavirus vaccine?
Cochrane: Hey guys, you don't mind if I play what a friend of yours gave me? It's Hamlet read by your boss and a Kingkong named Yang. You know, I'm not only a big fan of booze and Steppenwolf...
Laforge: They didn't teach me that at Zefram Cochrane High Scool!!!
Cochrane: "Here it is, fellas! My most cherished keepsake! The first marijuana leaf I ever smoked, sealed in transparent duranium!"
Riker: "But...if you smoked it, then how...You know what, just never mind."
Wait, what's this ring? I'm married?!
Picard's mission to the past was the recruit Emeril Lagasse. But he had to prove he could cook. Things were not going well at all, and the future of Cajun cuisine hung delicately in the balance.
Shatner: See, if we replace Doohan with Gene Wilder, we can do a Blazing Saddles crossover!
Kelley: Get Madeleine Kahn in, for Majel.
Nimoy: And Harvey Korman could play Trelane! This could work!
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