Movie Caption Contest #239: Ready for Anything

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Nov 25, 2013.

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone, sorry about being a week or so behind on this one, but now lets begin a new contest!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Priceline... OF THE FUTURE!!!!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Understandable Confusion" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Built to last.... just not for long" Award, going to:

    We had some great tag teaming going on this contest, so our tag-team award, goes to:


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    Thanks everyone for participating and congrats to our winners!

    And now, a new contest!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Kirk: Keep an eye on the pan, make sure that it doesn't burn.

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    PICARD: And this blandly designed kitchen and this food I am burning...none of it is real.
    KIRK: Then how did I put on 15 kilos?


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    KIRK: A singalong? What should we sing?
    BONES: In about an hour it'll be "Beans, beans, the magic fruit..."
     
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    ``All right, now pop in that Rifftrax Live DVD and let's make fun of how Mike Nelson and his rotten punks are doing.''
     
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    Picard: I am not a fancy boy.
    Kirk: Eggs!


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    Kirk: And then he went into some harangue about Justice and Shakespeare. That's when I nodded off.
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    Mr. Shatner's Divaesque demands on the set of Generations included having Patrick Stewart make him breakfast every day.

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    Shatner: Welcome to the Star Trek V wrap party!

    Nimoy: It's awfully quiet Bill... where is everybody else?

    Shatner: It's strange, they all had things come up at the last second. Walter has been cast as the lead in a major motion picture; Nichelle was washing her hair; George has a date with a hot babe and Jimmy... now let me get this right... jimmy said "I hate you Bill, I hate your film and I'd rather have a rectal exam from a gorilla than socialise with you".

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    Picard: You're not afraid that Antonia will associate these eggs with fertility and her innate desire to have kids, are you?

    Kirk: I wasn't until right now. Okay, forget the eggs, I've got some big, juicy sausages.

    Picard: But, won't she associate those sausages with...

    Kirk: If there's a God, she will. You may want to go pop into someone else's Nexus reality for a bit.

    Picard: Five minutes enough time?

    Kirk: ...yes.

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    Kirk: And then I was all like, "What does God need with a starship?" and he was all, "No way!" and I was like, "Yeah huh!" and Spock was all, "Screw this noise"-

    Picard: No way! And then what happened?

    Kirk: Badda bing badda boom, I nailed a yeoman.

    Picard: Oh, you suck! They made me go to therapy!
     
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