Movie Caption Contest #237: Ready to Rumble

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Sep 16, 2013.

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  1. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Kruge: What...does...the...red...alert...mean?
     
  2. Bry_Sinclair

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    Data: YES! YES! Oh dear God, YES!

    The crew soon got tired of Data retelling the story of when he and Tasha hooked up.


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    Kirk: Look ma! I can fly!
     
  3. Triskelion

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    Data: Now all we need is a couple of low-mileage pit woofies to help 'em build a memory.
    Guinan: I'm listening....
    Data: I did say low mileage, but not because the odometer turned over.


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    Kirk: Second star to the right and straight on till morning!
    Kruge: You have not experienced Peter Pan until you have overacted him in the original Klingon.
     
  4. Nebusj

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    ``OK, then how about this series pitch: you're my first officer on the Titan, and we've got a malfunctioning warp drive that sends us to different time-periods every week and we have to set stuff so the Trek universe like we know it happens, only, what we don't know in-character is we're going into other sci-fi shows like Battlestar Galactica or Doctor Who and doing this gag where we treat these shows like they're Trek and ... you're not buying this, are you?''
    ``I think the one where it's a sitcom at Troi's Mother's house has better four-quadrant demographic appeal right now.''

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    ``That is indeed potent. Guinan, might I have another glass of your bottled Magic Genie?''

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    As Kirk and Kruge battled, the shaggy, golden toupee watched, wondering who would win the right to wear it, and considering who it would prefer.
     
  5. shivkala

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    Riker: Hi Worf, so I was wondering if you had a date to the dance this Friday in the holodeck, cause, I think it might be fun to, you know, go together.

    Worf: What in the name of Kahless has been going on here while I've been gone?

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    Data: Query? "Twerking?"

    Geordi: Access your knowledge of early 21st century trends.

    Data: Ew.

    Geordi: That pretty much sums it up.

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    Kirk: Eaaaaaaaaaaaaagle!

    Kruge: Kirk, you idiot, I'm supposed to have my back turned to you for this to work!
     
  6. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Thank you very much for that, Jonas Grumby. It is much appreciated. :bolian:

    Now, it is time for a new contest!
     
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