Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Santa Garrus, Sep 16, 2013.
Data: YES! YES! Oh dear God, YES!
The crew soon got tired of Data retelling the story of when he and Tasha hooked up.
Kirk: Look ma! I can fly!
Data: Now all we need is a couple of low-mileage pit woofies to help 'em build a memory.
Guinan: I'm listening....
Data: I did say low mileage, but not because the odometer turned over.
Kirk: Second star to the right and straight on till morning!
Kruge: You have not experienced Peter Pan until you have overacted him in the original Klingon.
``OK, then how about this series pitch: you're my first officer on the Titan, and we've got a malfunctioning warp drive that sends us to different time-periods every week and we have to set stuff so the Trek universe like we know it happens, only, what we don't know in-character is we're going into other sci-fi shows like Battlestar Galactica or Doctor Who and doing this gag where we treat these shows like they're Trek and ... you're not buying this, are you?''
``I think the one where it's a sitcom at Troi's Mother's house has better four-quadrant demographic appeal right now.''
``That is indeed potent. Guinan, might I have another glass of your bottled Magic Genie?''
As Kirk and Kruge battled, the shaggy, golden toupee watched, wondering who would win the right to wear it, and considering who it would prefer.
Riker: Hi Worf, so I was wondering if you had a date to the dance this Friday in the holodeck, cause, I think it might be fun to, you know, go together.
Worf: What in the name of Kahless has been going on here while I've been gone?
Data: Query? "Twerking?"
Geordi: Access your knowledge of early 21st century trends.
Geordi: That pretty much sums it up.
Kruge: Kirk, you idiot, I'm supposed to have my back turned to you for this to work!
Thank you very much for that, Jonas Grumby. It is much appreciated.
Now, it is time for a new contest!
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