Movie Caption Contest #237: Ready to Rumble

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Santa Garrus, Sep 16, 2013.

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  1. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    WOW! Really didn't think it had been so long since i'd last set up a new one of these! So sorry! Lets get things moving again!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Fully Irresponsible" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Starship Named Desire" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "TMI" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop Award, goes to:



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    There were two entries for this award, both by the same competitor, so he wins for both entries!


    So sorry about the delays, I'm aiming for this to be a once per month contest for the time being, perhaps if I get better about hitting deadlines, I'll move it back to every 2 weeks.

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  2. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Riker: No, really. You don't look THAT bad in red.

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    Data: I believe this beverage has produced an emotional response.

    La Forge: Just so you know, if you turn into Gordon Ramsey, I'm ripping that emotion chip out of your head.

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    Kirk: KIRK SMASH!!!!
     
  3. Captain Clark Terrell

    Captain Clark Terrell Commodore Commodore

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    "Geordi, we must evacuate the Enterprise immediately! Guinan's beverage has tripped my anti-theft auto-destruct mechanism. It will destroy the ship in less than five minutes!"



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    "Uh, Bill? You do realize that the skydiving scene doesn't happen until our seventh film, don't you?"

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  4. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    DATA: Engaging comic response to alcohol sub-routine

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    RIKER: And once that ring is on her finger she'll be Mrs William Riker. How's that transfer working out for you buddy?
     
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  5. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    :guffaw: I know you never pick yourself as a winner, LeadHead. But this one should win.
     
  6. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Worf: So, still not a Captain yet then?

    Riker: Well I suppose you did have your own ship. Emphasis on the did there of course. Oh look, there are little bits of it flying past the viewscreen.


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    Data: After 7 years of bland TV lighting my optic sensors can not cope with actual cinematography.


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    Lloyd: OK, OK, I only asked why you and Jimmy Doohan fell out. You didn't have to re-enact it!
     
  7. T'Girl

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    Worf: "Actually, once the ring on her finger YOU'LL be Mister Deanna Troi, I understand she already picked out a little jar to keep your testicles in. Betazed tradition don't you know.

    And the transfer is working just fine.

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  8. R. Star

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    Riker: I thought Klingon captains were supposed to go down with their ship?
    Worf: You beamed me away without asking. If this were a Klingon ship, I would kill you for violating my honor so, and take your position... maybe I still should.

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    Geordi: If you hate this why are you still drinking it?
    Data: Counselor Troi has always encouraged me to explore my emotions of hatred. That worked out so well in the Borg incident with Lore after all.

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    Kirk: Hugging Klingon Style! Glomp!
     
  9. Santa Claws

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  10. Ríu ríu chíu

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    Geordi: Data?

    Data: I hate this drink. It is revolting.

    Guinan: That's because it's my hair gel.
     
  11. shivkala

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    Riker: You do remember how to fire phasers?

    Picard: You do remember how not to be a douche?

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    Data: It's revolting!

    Guinan: More?

    Data: Yes, please.

    Geordi: So, wait, you want to experience negative emotions, as well as positive ones?

    Data: Yes, Geordi, if I do not experience the negative emotions, I will not be able to fully appreciate all of my new emotions. Why do you ask?

    Geordi: Oh, no reason. *thinking to himself*: This is going to be fun!

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    Kruge: I thought I was fighting the legendary Captain Kirk, not Peter Pan!
     
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    Guinan: It's a recipe from some guy named Neelix.

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    Kirk: Learned this move from accent pro wrestling.
     
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    Geordi: Data...What are you doing?

    Data: I am trying to mimic the sound Tasha used when she experienced passionate pleasure. It's part of my latest study to show people I'm enjoying things such as this drink, Geordi.
     
  14. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    WORF: Ugh...
     
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  15. Argus Skyhawk

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  16. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    KRUGE: Where the hell did you come from?

    KIRK: Orbital skydiving, look it up!
     
  17. Maurice

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    RIKER: Stop me if you've heard this one be—
    WORF: STOP.


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    DATA: Indi—gestion
    GEORDI: Pepto...Bismol.


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    YOU WILL BELIEVE A HAM CAN FLY
     
  18. Wintermute

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    TFTW Leadhead!

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    Worf: Harpo had the delivery of a warrior.


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    Guinan: Oh, here's where Doctor Crusher left her samples. I'm going to need that specimen vial back.


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    Kirk: I hope my wire fighting team is ready!
     
  19. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Revealed at last: William Shatner's negotiation tactics for directing Star Trek V.
     
  20. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    KRUGE: Michael Myers!? I'm out! I didn't sign up for that!!!
     
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