Movie Caption Contest #236: Go, go, go!

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  1. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    LaForge: "I see your problem. Your constipation subroutine is stuck in a feedback loop."
    Data: "You can tell that by physically examining my circuits?"
    LaForge: "Ya got me. I haven't a clue. As far as I know, you pulled a face and the wind changed. I suggest you get used to looking like a dork."

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    Spock: "Aw shit. I dropped a quarter. I ain't gonna see that again."

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    McCoy: "Well Saavik, you better get down to sickbay. I'll give you a broad spectrum antibiotic."
    Saavik: "I do not understand."
    McCoy: "You were in a lift with him for ten minutes, right?"
    Saavik: "Yes."
    McCoy: "He offered to demonstrate a docking manoever, right?"
    Saavik: "Yes... Oh..."
     
  2. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    GEORDIE: Just a few more tweaks and we'll be ready for the ship's talent show.
     
  3. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Geordo: Data, I've told you to stop sticking little army men in your cranial sockets.
    Dates: Oh that's just Brooklyn Joe. He's got three days until retirement.
     
  4. Opus

    Opus Commodore Commodore

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    McCoy: Did somebody say... WING MAN?

    Kirk: Forget it, Bones. She's not interested.
     
  5. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Boy, Vulcans do weird stuff when they're stoned...
     
  6. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Jim, you honestly think I'm gonna believe that she came onto YOU?
     
  7. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    SAAVIK: Oh, thank GOD!! He was saying something about his shuttlecraft trying to dock in my loading bay.
    BONES:Good god, man!!!
     
  8. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "That's what I like about Starfleet cadets, Bones. I get older; they stay the same age. Yes, they do. Yes, they do."
     
  9. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Data: Geordi, please reset my internal chronometer.
    Geordi: Pull your own damn pendulum weights.


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    Chekov <on com>: The rectal eclipse was a Russian inwention. That is all.


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    Bones: Your test results came in. They were positive.
    Kirk: Oh that's great news.
    Bones: No, it'd be great news if they were negative.
    Kirk: I thought we were friends.
    Bones: <to Saavik> See you tomorrow.
     
  10. Bob Karo

    Bob Karo Captain Captain

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    *KnockKnockKnock*

    (from outside cabin) Troi: ...Data? ...Geordi? Are you two jacking on in there?!
     
  11. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    GEORDI: Ever think of having a Mohawk?

    DATA: No, why do you ask?

    GEORDI: Ah, no reason.
     
  12. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Bones: Viagara?
    Saavik: <coughs>
    Bones: Ben Gay it is.
     
  13. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    MCCOY: It's about time! You'd think this ship had 78 decks!
     
  14. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kirk: Why is the gravity setting so light, Bones?
    Bones: Scotty and Uhura again, sir.
     
  15. Argus Skyhawk

    Argus Skyhawk Commodore Commodore

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    Kirk: On second thought, I think I'll get out on this floor.
     
  16. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Geordi: Damn! I think I just stimulated a pleasure center. Sorry about that, Lore.
    Lore: Would you like to...cuddle?

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    McCoy: Dammit, Jim, if you're going to chase skirts, could you do it someother place than the damn elevator? I've got orderlies to fuss at.
    Saavik: Doctor, I am not wearing a 'skirt'.
    McCoy: Well, he has that effect.
     
  17. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    B4: "What are you doing?"
    Geordie:"Um Nothing... (Thinking I saw Bart do this in a 20th century Simpson episode "Insert Brain here"),. snickering.
     
  18. BriGuy

    BriGuy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Data, if you're that anxious, maybe you should have taken out your emotion chip for your first haircut.

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    Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my starship! Come on out here! Help me take him in the shuttle bay!

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    Damn it, Jim, you said I wouldn't be getting the sloppy seconds this week!
     
  19. BriGuy

    BriGuy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Geordi: B4, I need to check how the memory transfer from Data is going. I'll have to ask you a few questions.

    B4: OK.

    Geordi: Do you know who Tasha Yar is?

    B4: No.

    Geordi: Oh, you will. Believe me, you will.
     
  20. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "Ah, Bones! I'd like you to meet Lieutenant Saavik. She's twenty-six years old, in spectacular physical condition, she's Vulcan, and she studied sexual technique on planet Delta. She's interested in being a doctor. You're out."
     
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