Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!

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  1. Argus Skyhawk

    Argus Skyhawk Commodore Commodore

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    Just a few minutes ago I saw a Klingon with a gorch this big... oh, there he is!
     
  2. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "I can't see anything but a red haze! When the hell is Starfleet going to stop giving equipment supply contracts to the lowest bidder!"
     
  3. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kirkles: I see a femme d'un certain âge performing une danse exotique.
    Spockles: You mean Uhura shaking her moneymaker for hinterland day laborers.
    Kirkles: ...
    Spockles: Again.
    Kirkles: ...?
     
  4. Bry_Sinclair

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    Lily: It's horrible! What in God's name is it?
    Picard: That's just Wesley.

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    Data: Take care Captain.
    [Kisses Picard on the cheek]

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    Spock: Jim, quit hogging the binocculars! I want to watch Uhura's fan dance!
     
  5. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Spock: "As the Klingons would say, it is a good day to spy."
     
  6. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Spock: No, Jim. I do not believe we can hide the Enterprise under the sand dunes.

    Kirk: Dammit
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "Dammit, I've got sand in my boot!"
    Spock: "Could be worse. Imagine where Commander Uhura has sand right about now."
     
  8. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    KIRK:There are two Banthas down there but I don't see any...wait a second, they're Sandpeople all right. I can see one of them now.
     
  9. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kirky: The Big Apple!
    Spooky:...
    Kirky: Viva Las Vegas!
    Spooky...
    Kirky: Boise!
    Spooky: Put the Viewmaster away, Jim. It is time to go to work. Honestly, you would think Starfleet - wait, Boise?
     
  10. R. Star

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    Picard: Wesley!
    Lily: Wheaton!

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    Picard: A gorch?! You Klingons never do anything small do you?
    Data: Counselor Troi said something similar once.

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    Kirk: Spock, they have a three breasted cat woman! I'm going in!
    Spock: Illogical. For so many reasons.
     
  11. T'Girl

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    Spock: "I'm coming with you, it would only be logical for her to "motor-boat" us both at the same time."

    :)
     
  12. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Kirk: Okay, Spock. You provide the distraction to the east while I circle to the west and infiltrate the building.

    Spock: Captain, I do not understand why it is necessary for us to disrupt Doctor McCoy's romantic weekend.

    Kirk: He said that my love life was "Dead, Jim!"
     
  13. Trek Sifter

    Trek Sifter Ensign Red Shirt

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    Troi (offscreen): I sense a great deal of distress from the two of you.

    Picard: No kidding!


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    Data: No, there appears to be no brain-damaging eels borrowing through to the Captain's brain.

    Worf: Sorry Captain, but Data's examination was necessary after your archaeological expedition to Ceti Alpha V. Though finding items from the Botany Bay vessel is hardly archaeological....


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    Kirk: I wish these binoculars were a visor instead.

    McCoy (offscreen): Those things work so damn well they could make the blind see! Thought you'd need them since those reading glasses I gave you broke a while back....
     
  14. BriGuy

    BriGuy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kirk: No, you wouldn't.

    Spock: Captain, I believe I would indeed tap that.

    Kirk: Not in this reality.
     
  15. BriGuy

    BriGuy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Lilly: You know, that whole thing about not getting paid, I could get used to that I guess.

    But this thing about not having walls around your bathrooms - damn, man!


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    Spock: By your command.

    Kirk: Cut it out, Spock.
     
  16. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    KIRK:These X-Ray Specs work great!

    SPOCK: I still say we should have gotten the submarine.
     
  17. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Lily: A motherfunking tap dancing android??
    Picard: Hit the deck!

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    Data: I - love you.
    Picard: I know.
    Worf: I warned you about Chewbacca references! <stuns them both>


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    Kirk: I see...a milf shifting her affections in exchange for currency notes.
    Spock: Logical bitch.
     
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  18. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    SPOCK: As you can see Captain, Uhura was correct in saying her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
     
  19. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "You know, Spock, rumor has it that you boffed her back at the Academy."
    Spock: "Rumor has it you pee sitting down."
    Kirk: "Whoa! Touchy subject, Mr. Spock?"
     
  20. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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