Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Sorry for this contest being stagnant for so long! Everyone lets thank Candlelight for giving it a boost to keep things moving along. And from me personally, thank you.

    As for winners, Candlelight was correct, everyone from my last contest is a winner! I did however go back and choose ones for special shout outs. Also, we will now have our winners from the Candlelight contest here, so get ready.......


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    First up to the plate, we have the Shout out for "Dangerous Security Threat" goes to:

    Our next shout out for "Character Progression" goes to:

    Our Shout out for "At least you have an idea of where they are" goes to:

    Now, we move into our awards for the new contest, the "Did you invent anything else?" Award, goes to:

    Next, we have the "No, it hasn't been there for long and no it won't be there for much longer" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Didn't see that coming, eh?" Award, going to:

    There were 2 great photoshops that I just loved from the older contest, they duked it out in my brain, my brain lost. They both get the shout outs here!




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    Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for your patience and I am please to say, Lets start a new contest!

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    Enjoy!
     
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    Data: It is honorable for Klingons to wear perfume, Sir.

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    Kirk: Wow, Uhura's really going for it with that dance! Wait, shouldn't we be closer to keep them from taking her away?

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  3. Candlelight

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    Data: *whispers*

    Picard: Really? That's why she married him? So I guess the rumors are true.

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    Spock: Jim, is Uhura's nude fan dance drawing their attention up the hill?

    Kirk: It's certainly drawing something up... In my pants...

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    FTW!

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    PICARD: Whispering sweet nothings requires words, Mr. Data.


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    PICARD: Impossible.

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    KIRK: I've decided. The blue one on the left.
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