Movie Caption Contest #234: Look out!

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  1. Finn

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    Thanks for the Win!

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    Riker: Is this Beverly's underwear?

    Picard: I guess I'll throw this away. We only can take one item with us.
     
  2. CorporalCaptain

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    LeadHead, thanks for the double win! I'm honored. :cool:


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    McCoy: Just how many decks did you say, again?

    Spock: Seventy-eight.

    Kirk: Well, I'm ready!


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    Kirk: At least, canonically, this dwarfs the JJPrise, right?

    Spock: Fascinating.
     
  3. Triskelion

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  4. Random_Spock

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    Worf: Halt there, Mime!
    Crusher: Just wait one minute -- I am no mime, a Romulan sprayed me with pepper spray and I can't see...
     
  5. Lance

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  6. Nerys Myk

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    McCoy: Jim, I don't recognize this part of the ship. Where the hell are we?

    Spock: I am also unable to ascertain our location. It appears to be some kind of spacecraft exit apparatus.

    Voiceover: Countdown to Viper launch in 5...4...3...

    (beat)
    Kirk: Crap.
     
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    Worf: This enough lense-flare for you Mr. Abrahms?


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    Picard: And then this Star Fleet phoney came up to me and said "Hey, you like archaeology, have this priceless historical artefact as a gift" and I'm like "I don't need your history!" so I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

    *SMASH*

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    Kirk: We'd better get Sybok down here STAT, the amount of continuity and production errors in this scene are going to give the fans a whole world of pain for him to take away.
     
  9. Finn

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  10. Nerys Myk

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  11. UssGlenn

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    Picard: Look at this Number One, the entire lower portion was smashed, good thing I loaned the original to the Smithsonian.
     
  12. Triskelion

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    Picard: Open your mind to the past; art, history, philosophy, and all this may mean something.

    Riker: Whose foot is that?
     
  13. Isis

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    Kirk: "This seems like it'll be one of our more exotic missions."

    Spock: "Sir, you would be correct if you consider a 1970s Earth hotel elevator exotic."

    Kirk: "Well, the 70s were tough. All that polyester was hard on the body."

    Spock: "Indeed."
     
  14. Candlelight

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    Crusher: "Have you considered allowing Jesus Christ into your life?"

    Worf: "Run! They're everywhere! Regroup on deck 12!"

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    Picard: "Man... what the hell did I just poop??"

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    Bones: "This ship's supposed to have 23 decks, why are there over 70 in this shaft?"

    Kirk: "You think that's bad, we're currently standing on deck 1 and will arrive at deck 78."

    Bones: "What the hell-"

    Kirk: "Trust me, it'll look awesome, here we go!"
     
  15. Triskelion

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    Worf: Voles!
    Crusher: Dammit Worf! I told you no shooting for an hour after lasik!


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    Picard: Come along, Earl Grey. You're my real Number One.


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    Spock: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit!
     
  16. Triskelion

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    Kirk: But enough about Nurse Chapel.
     
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    Kirk: It seems like we've been here a long time.
    Spock: LeadHead stated he won't start the next contest until we reach the top.
    McCoy: Screw the next contest then.
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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    MCCOY: It's a long way to the top.

    SPOCK: If you wanna Rock and Roll.

    KIRK: What?

    SPOCK: Ah...nothing.
     
  19. Triskelion

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    McCoy: I haven't felt this woozy since last year's Free Pap Smear Week.
    Kirk: Tunnel vision?
    Spock: Indeed.
     
  20. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: Where'd this come from?
     
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