Movie Caption Contest #234: Look out!

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  1. LeadHead

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    Hello everyone! Lets start a new contest!


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    First up to the plate, the same captioner had two great entries so I'm pronouncing both of them winners!

    Next, we have the "Where everybody but him knows your name" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Whoops!" Award, going to:


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    Congratulations to our winners and thanks to everyone who participated!

    New Contest!

    Enjoy!

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    Here we go!
     
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    Crusher was less popular in the months following the annual crew colonoscopies.

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    Picard: Wow, this is a priceless archeological relic.

    Riker: Why are you leaving it here, again?

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    Kirk: Where's the turbolift?

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    Kirk: Oh, crap.
     
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    Picard: I'm gone for just a couple hours and you manage to get my ship destroyed by an antique Klingon Bird of Prey....
    Riker: At least I didn't get Kirk killed.

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    Kirk: Wow, I didn't know the ship was this big.
    Spock: An ancient Vulcan metaphor comes to mind, Captain... "Up your shaft."
     
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    TFTW, LeadHead!

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    WORF: One more Helen Keller joke and I will kill you where you stand!


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    RIKER: Wait, isn't that a priceless relic?
    PICARD: To TV Picard, yes. To Action Picard, no. {smash}


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    BONES: Wait, aren't turbolifts round?
    KIRK: He's right. If this isn't the turbolift shaft, then...
    SPOCK: It's the sewer.
     
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    PICARD: And I picked this up on the moon of Velacium VI, where Vash and I....

    RIKER: Is every "ancient artifact" you own actually a memento of a sexual encounter?

    PICARD: Pretty much.
     
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    Picard: "This was obviously a revered object in their culture. Probably a religious icon, possibly an image of one of their gods. And this inscription on its base: 'What, me worry?'"
     
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    Picard: I already nailed the archeology department. <Smash>
     
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    Like I told Deanna, maybe you should just stop passing out at parties.
     
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