Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!

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  1. Bob Karo

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  2. CorporalCaptain

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  3. Triskelion

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  4. Riker's Libido

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    Kirk: Drinking the fuck out of all the liquors, and then Uhura is catching some dick in that ass.

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    Uhura: .... fuck.
     
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  6. SeerSGB

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  7. Triskelion

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  8. Turd Ferguson

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  9. LeadHead

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  10. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: What is everyone staring at? Is my zipper down again?




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    Kirk: See, if you suck in at the right time, you can make the glass stick to your face like this... Ah crap, I can't get it off.
     
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  12. Nerys Myk

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  14. Gil T.Azell

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  16. Triskelion

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    Chekov: Keptin, you vere supposed to save the specimens for your medical exam.

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  17. Jonas Grumby

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  18. Triskelion

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    Kirk: Nei ten teh koi, mon.
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    Chekov: No curtains, Keptin?
    Kirk: What do you think Sulu's draped in?
     
  19. LeadHead

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