"So his last name ISN'T Cockring?" "No, sir. Apparently the Federation database is wrong." "And we're not supposed to be helping him invent the cockring for his 'First Contact' with some Vulcan females?" "No, sir. Apparently, he invented warp drive." "Hmm. I guess the Borg coming back to stop the invention of warp drive DOES make a lot more sense than the Borg coming back to stop a big alien space orgy. Riker to Enterprise..."