Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant!

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  1. Turd Ferguson

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    "So his last name ISN'T Cockring?"

    "No, sir. Apparently the Federation database is wrong."

    "And we're not supposed to be helping him invent the cockring for his 'First Contact' with some Vulcan females?"

    "No, sir. Apparently, he invented warp drive."

    "Hmm. I guess the Borg coming back to stop the invention of warp drive DOES make a lot more sense than the Borg coming back to stop a big alien space orgy. Riker to Enterprise..."
     
  2. Triskelion

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    Kirk: Scotty - that's what you're wearing to the costume party?
    Spock: I wish to resign, Captain. I have seen everything there is to see in the universe.
    Kirk: I can never look at slave Princess Leia again.
    Scotty: How many times do I have to tell you, the right tool for the right jabba!
     
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    Admiral Robau: (OS) You think you are such a hot shot? In my day, Captains went down to the surface shirtless and we all had nipples

    Kirk: Oh yeah? *takes jacket off*
     
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