Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant!

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  1. Nerys Myk

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  3. Nerys Myk

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    LaForge: Let it go! It was two and a half centuries ago!
     
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    Frakes: "Those look damn strange."

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    Frakes: You told him, I think, about the statue - line!
    Burton: "You finally did it. You did it to yourselves."
    Frakes: You finally did it! You did it to yourselves! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell!
    Rick Berman: Stop doing that, Burton!
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    RIKER: Geordie? Geordie?

    LAFORGE: She....she...she said, yes.

    Thus ended the longest dry spell in Federation history.
     
  8. Riker's Libido

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    Nice one!!
     
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    Riker: We are in 21st century Washington State correct?

    Geordi: Yes Commander, but I don't understand what that means.

    Riker: Geordi... ! You do understand... that special plant which lead to the creation of the banishment of currency etc etc...

    Geordi: Oh oh... that.

    Riker: *LARGE WINK*


    *Cypress Hill 'Hits From The Bong' starts playing"
     
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    Riker: Geordi... your eyes...

    Geordi: Spice Must Flow...
     
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    Kirk: Indeed, Spock.

    Spock: .... maybe in another life...

    Kirk: Yep.

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    Inappropriate Bones: GET THAT SH*T OUT OF MY EYES OR DAMNIT I WILL R YOU!! I WILL R YOU SO HARD!!!
     
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    Geordi: *chuckle*

    Riker: What's so funny?

    Geordi: I just carved "Ask that kid wearing the visor out. He's cool!" on that tree

    Riker: Why is that funny?

    Geordi: So Jenny Garcia who was making out with Herbie Thompson, by that tree when we visited this place back in middle school, would see the tree and ask me out.
     
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    Kirk: "Give it a rest, will you? Some of us are trying to sleep here!"

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    Kirk: He's not bad.
     
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    Geordi: So then he said, "I've got to take a 'leak'," and something about a pea. I just kind of laughed and pretended like I knew what he was talking about, but...

    Riker: Yeah, I don't get his 21st Century dialect either...


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    Some of the more obsessed Trek fans never truly understand the phrase "personal space".


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    Saavik: "... no uncoded messages on an open channel."

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    "You told him about the statue?! That wasn't a dumbass thing to do, but, a DOUBLE dumbass, to invoke the colorful metaphors of the time period."


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    The paparazzi of the 23rd century were a lot like the paparazzi of today, but equipped with better technology, like this 47,000,000 candlelight flash equipped on their cameras.


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    Kirk: *thinking* That is an impressive sideboob. The body is a little rotund, but an impressive sideboob, nonetheless.

    Spock: *thinking* Is the Admiral checking out Mr. Scott?
     
  20. Triskelion

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