Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant!

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Lets go!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Wasn't that actually the conference room set?" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Alternate Version" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "That really should be covered!" Award, going to:

    Two Photoshops just kept me laughing and since they're from the same person, he gets the award for both!


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    Congrats to our winners and many thanks to all who participated! Now we can leave the lovey dovey behind us and begin again!

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    Enjoy!
     
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  4. Finn

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    SPOCK: But Jim, the ambassador is a fat old Klingon male. Buxom VI is an old Klingon colony.
     
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    Riker: Go on...

    Geordi: ...little Cochrane.

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  6. Jonas Grumby

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    TFTW, LeadHead!

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  9. LeadHead

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  10. Turd Ferguson

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