Movie Caption Contest #231: Romantic Maneuvers

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    Jean-Luc the Baptist: Sprinkling is for losers, immersion or nothing!
     
  2. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Deanna: "It feels like we're teenagers again."
    Riker: "Yeah, but you still break wind like my tobacco chewing grandmother."

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    Picard: "So now do I make you wet?"

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    Kirk: "If you really cared about the environment, you'd ditch the gas-guzzling truck and get a hybrid."
    Gillian: "Huh?"
    Kirk: Sorry, wrong century."
     
  3. Triskelion

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    And then I turned into a locomotive and you turned into a tunnel, while Commander Data watched from the barn door. What do you think it means?

    It means my patented lap counseling technique is working.


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    Picard: ...And then Geordi snapped his fingers and a gypsy violinist appeared on the beach!

    Anij: Ha ha ha what a loser.


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    Kirk: Do you have any friends we could ask for help?
    Gillian: There's Madeline, but she's busy rolling a couple of johns from out of town.
     
  4. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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  5. inflatabledalek

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    Frakes: Ah, fond memories... this is the same casting couch I used to audition the 18 year olds desperate to play the many sexy young women in this film.

    Sirtis: But... there are no sexy 18 year old women in this film.

    Frakes: You know that, I know that, but they didn't know that... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



    HAHA.

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    Picard: I'm sorry... but I can't actually remember who you are or how you came to be here drowning with me.

    Anij: Don't worry, it happens a lot to us on this planet. We're the most forgettable characters in all of Star Trek.

    Picard: Well that makes se... No, wait.... I'm sorry but I can't actually remember who you are or how
    you came to be here drowning with me.

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    Kirk: I do not know who this "T.J. Hooker" is of whom you speak.
     
  6. inflatabledalek

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    Or alternately:


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    Riker: Fancy a shag?

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    Picard: Fancy a shag?

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    Gillian: Fancy a shag?
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

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  8. Nerys Myk

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    Gillian: Sorry fellas, I only have room for three. Freaky glove, kitchen knife and hockey mask, hop in. Pizza box, you're out of luck.
     
  9. Triskelion

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    Riker: Computer, bigger boobs and less jabber.
    Troi: Let's talk about your holodeck habit, Will. Or as I like to call them, your "Nocturnal E-Missions."


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    Why do you people keep calling me "Hardcastle?"


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    Gillian: No I don't want any "Spock in a Box!"
     
  10. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    RIKER: I think my gut is firming up.

    TROI: That's just the chili.
     
  11. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    GILLIAN: Here's your whales, buddy. Where do you want them?

    KIRK: What was your degree in again?

    GILLIAN: Degree? Dude, I'm just a tour guide!
     
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  12. Triskelion

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    Kirk: Where are you going with Gracie?
    Gillian: Spock's paying me "his backend on foreign rights" for a nude photoshoot.
    Kirk: That's a lotta krill.
     
  13. Finn

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    First Officer's Log. I've begun my voluntary psychological evaluation with Dee..Counselor Troi. It has been a rough week and I look forward to the couch.
     
  14. Triskelion

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    Riker: Wanna see the First Officer's log?
    Troi: Wanna see a Freudian slip?
     
  15. Finn

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    Picard: (OS) Wanna see a Picard Maneuver?
     
  16. Turd Ferguson

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    "Don't panic!"

    "I've been shot at, thrown into a lake by a bunch of rednecks playing banjos... what's there to panic about?"
     
  17. LeadHead

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