Movie Caption Contest #231: Romantic Maneuvers

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! It's been a great contest, but now it's time for a new one!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Class Action RedShirt Suit" Award, going to:

    The remaining two images had so many great entries that I decided on 2 winners for each one.

    The "Soooo how do we get her down from there?" Award, going to:

    The "Just a coat of paint and it'll all be okay.... right?" Award, going to:

    This image also has two winners, we will start with the "Maybe it's time for a Bluetooth Communicator" Award, going to:

    The "Secrets of The Voyage Home" Award, going to:


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    Many thanks to all of our participants and congratulations to our winners!

    And now, our tribute to romance in caption contest form!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Troi: You know that Worf and I are together again, right?

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    Anij: Why did you shove me in?

    Picard: The only way I could swim in after you!

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    Kirk: Hey, come on! I thought that sleazy pizza joint would be perfect! Where are you going?
     
  3. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Anij: Those aren't for flotation, Jean-Luc!
     
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  4. Jonas Grumby

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    TFTW, LeadHead!

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    Anij: "This is so embarrassing. You can see right through my clothing when it's wet!"
    Picard: "Don't worry. My people are so much more enlightened and advanced than anyone else that we're no longer titillated by such things."
     
  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    KIRK: When will I see you again?

    GILLIAN: Call me.

    KIRK: I don't even have your telephone number

    Gillian punches the accelerator and speeds off.

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    Anji was trying the backstroke, but Picard was trying for a breaststroke.
     
  6. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Kirk: Gillian, are you sure this isn't time for a...

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    ...pickup line?

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    Riker: "That was the best happy ending I've ever had!"
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    Picard (thinking): "Not only does this planet make me feel like a teenager, I'm even having a wet dream ."
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    Kirk: "Come on. I promise I won't do that hole-at-the-botton-of-the-pizza-box trick ever again."
     
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    Picard: Care for a bit of motorboating, Anij?

    Anij: I'd love to, Jean-Luc. But the boat's tied up at the dock over there.

    Picard: Not that kind.
     
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  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Riker: "I am so glad I decided to drop in on you! I've really been missing you, Imzadi!"
    Troi: "Nice and comfy, are we?"
    Riker: "Oh, yes! Feels just like old times!"
    Troi: "Well, don't get too comfy. My date should be arriving any minute now."
     
  10. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    Will: I just had sex... and it felt so good....
    Deanna: Imzadi, sing Akon and Lonely Island again and I'll set my phaser to castrate.
     
  11. Triskelion

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    Troi: Will, I'm going to tell you what I told Mister Barclay. You have to wait thirty minutes after eating before you go snorkeling.

    Will: Heh heh heh - what?


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    Anij: Why is the water warm in this one spot?

    Picard: I called Number One for a beamout.


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    Gillian:
    Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

    Kirk: How about once around a methane nebula?
     
  12. shivkala

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    Troi: Really, Will? Peaches and Herb? Aren't you being a bit presumptuous?

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    Donna Murphy: Damn my agent! When she sold me on this movie by telling me I'd have a scene in a lake with Patrick S. that would rival Dirty Dancing, I had a different scenario in mind!

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    It was only later that the realization would hit Kirk that he was *thisclose* to bedding Dr. Taylor, until he told her that he was having a "Whale of a time" and invited her to see his "Moby Dick."
     
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  14. Jonas Grumby

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    Gillian: "Why didn't your friend Spock want to go to dinner with us?"
    Kirk: "To be honest, I don't think he realized it was your vehicle that was emitting noxious gases."
     
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    GILLIAN: Yo, Spaceman. First time carrying a pizza box?
     
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    Kirk: "I'm really sorry about the...misunderstanding."
    Gillian (curtly): "You mean getting grabby?"
    Kirk: "It's just that...in the future, our historical records indicate that women in this time period were...very sexually open."
    Gillian (rolls eyes): "Again with the time travel crap."
    Kirk: "So...when you said you called your vehicle your 'pickup truck'..."
    Gillian: "Oh, brother!"
     
  17. Maurice

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    TROI: Smug, are we?
    RIKER: Always.


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    PATRICK: I'm afraid you're all wet, Anij. <waits> But that always got a laugh in rehearsal!



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    A moment later Gillian would discover that her AAA would not cover collisions with "invisible spaceships".
     
  18. Triskelion

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    Riker: The Doctor cleared me of all sexual afflictions.
    Troi: So that's why she billed me for a new microscope.


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    Picard: Your inflatable bra has saved us! Hooray! Aaaawwww.


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    Kirk: I like a woman who can handle a stick.
    Gillian: Hope you like baling hay.
     
  19. Vassa

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    Thanks for the win! :)


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    Troi: That's a beard I see, so the answer is still no...

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    Thankfully Anji's blindness was only temporary.

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    Gillian: You've brought me to a foggy park in the middle of the night. 'Creepy ass-hole' is precisely the color metaphor I was looking for.
     
  20. Turd Ferguson

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    "So, when I said 'what I need I can't get from Dr. Crusher,' I didn't mean sex. I know you've got some vicodin stashed around here somewhere."

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    "Quickly, Mr. Data, it looks like we're going to need the water wings."

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    "No, you're doing it wrong. If you want to speed off from me in anger, it helps if you have it in 'drive.'"
     
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