Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Jan 27, 2013.

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Happy Sunday everyone! I hope you're doing well!

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    First up to the plate, we have the "Great excuse to swear repeatedly" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Their Previous Assignment was at Swamp Castle" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Live and Learn" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

    These next two kept me laughing for quite awhile, couldn't choose in the end, so they're both properly blended!

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    And...

    Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! Lets get started on our next contest!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Paparazzi in the future are just as nosy as in our time.

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    Worf: The Art Deco Fixtures!

    Riker: Back burner, Worf!

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    Kirk: No, thanks. I don't wish to change my Communicator carrier. Goodbye.
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  3. Skywalker

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  4. Jonas Grumby

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    TFTW!

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    STAR TREK Reporter: Mr. Abrams! Mr. Abrams! Now that you've been selected as the director of the next Star Wars movie, what's your status with OUR franchise?


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    Riker: Oh, man! Captain Picard's gonna be pissed...


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    Kirk: Hello, Operator? Please connect me with Sarek of Vulcan... (whispers) and yes, reverse the charges...
     
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  6. Herkimer Jitty

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    Kirk: "Get out of my face, Sheridan!"

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    [Worf shines his light on a manufacturing placard.]

    Made in the USA.

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    Kirk: "The Kobayashi Maru has set sail for the promised land. And hold the mayo."
     
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    Riker: Crap...

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  10. Jonas Grumby

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  11. Triskelion

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    Thanks for the blend Leadhead!

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    Kirk: An interplanetary space station, Sheridan? Don't be ridiculous. There's no market for that, or Starfleet would have thought of it already.


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    TFTW, Leadhead!

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    Kirk: Kirk to Scotty, that emergency transport didn't work. We appear to be stuck inside a large communicator grill...
     
  17. Jonas Grumby

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  18. Triskelion

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    Reporter: Is it true Uhura is having your love child with Commander Spock and aliens are conspiring with whales to increase our global warming and plotted the Kennedy assassination and Michelle Obama's bangs?

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    Kirk: Just because we're three sailors out on the town in San Francisco - Look, I don't care what Starfleet regs say about tight jackets with flared sleeves, lesiure suits with ascots or leather capes - we're not gay!

    Sulu: Ahem....

    Kirk: We're mostly, two-thirds not gay!

    McCoy: Not that there's anything wrong with that....

    Sulu: I'm highly offended. By that leisure suit. <diva snap>
     
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  20. Triskelion

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    Data: Has anyone seen Spot?
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