Movie Caption Contest #229:

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Jan 13, 2013.

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  1. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Carl: Saavik, you just blew my mind.
     
  2. Bob Karo

    Bob Karo Captain Captain

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    Picard: We will not let this crime go unpunished. I want each and every crewman who can pull a trigger armed and on the hunt. We will find this man. We will find him and he will pay for what he did to my jacket!
     
  3. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

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    PICARD: Ready Data? Worf? Miscellaneous cannon fodder?


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    CARL: Best. Disco. Ever.
     
  4. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: Data trade shirts with me. Don't think red is the appropriate color right now.


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    Kirk: I want the crewman who broke into my secret porn stash. I want him found and keelhauled.

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    Spock: The captain was right. Burbon and beans, an explosive combination.
     
  5. captain crow

    captain crow Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Carl: See! I tol' you dat da bridge would make a bitchin' hotbox!
     
  6. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: "Alright then...if not 'State Fair,' then what movie do you want to watch?"
     
  7. Balrog

    Balrog Commodore Commodore

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    Picard: Perhaps in the future, Mr. Data, we could announce that most of the security detail isn't expected to survive the assault BEFORE we pass out the laser rifles...
     
  8. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: Am I the only one here who does not have to compensate for something?

    Data:
    Perhaps, Captain. Yet according to medical records, all of us have bigger penises than you. Even Ensign Svetlana here. Isn't that right, Ensign?

    Svetlana:
    Da - Svetlana hung like Galaxy Child.

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    Saavik: Now that's over with, wanna do it on the science station?
    Spock: Congratulations, Lieutenant. You just figured out the solution to the Kobayashi Maru.
     
  9. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Nimoy: Gene, I know you're upset about the militaristic feel to the script and hate my death; but firebombing the set isn't the solution!
     
  10. Lance

    Lance Commodore Commodore

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    "Okay, gentlemen. we haven't looked inside this fridge for sixteen months. We don't know what might have evolved in there. In fact, that pickle over there is looking very suspect to me. Better set phasers to maximum, don't want to take any chances."
     
  11. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: You go first, Cupcake
     
  12. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    KIRK: Last time I saw a door in this shape, a sexy, bald, robot duplicate of a dead crewwoman wearing short robe was rampaging through the ship.

    Hmmmm

    I'm might have to handle this by myself fellas
     
  13. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    The good news: The Enterprise finally got a bathroom. The bad news: Out of all possible locations on the ship, the villain in this installment chose to commit his crime there, and as a crime scene, the bathroom was now off limits.



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    Spock found Saavik a valuable addition to the Enterprise crew because she had proven herself quite the worthy opponent in farting contests.
     
  14. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Guard #1: Are you sure you won't wear protection, Captain?

    Kirk: <Looks them over> I'm fine.


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    Spock: Listen to Gilmore wail on that Les Paul.
     
  15. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Picard: "I'm the only one who's truly vested in this mission."
     
  16. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: "Commander Data, as it is clear that you possess the superior mullet, you will be in charge of the away mission."
     
  17. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson Commodore Commodore

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    "Only myself, Mr. Data and Worf are allowed to fire or combat the Borg. All others are cannon fodder and will be strictly reprimanded if caught trying to defend him or herself."

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    "I feel obligated to check out who is in Spock's quarters, but the door clearly says to not enter. Wait here, I'll contact Starfleet Command."

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    "No, Mr. Saavik, Admiral Kirk was supposed to get off the turbolift, we yell 'Surprise,' and THEN we set off the fireworks."
     
  18. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    SPOCK: When did you schedule the fumigation to begin?

    SAAVIK: 0800.

    SPOCK: And what time is it, now?

    SAAVIK: 08...oh.
     
  19. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Points for smuggling illegal fireworks across the Neutral Zone, Lieutenant. However you should have offered to share them with the Klingons.
     
  20. Skywalker

    Skywalker Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: "I'm not going to lie to you, men. Some of you will be assimilated. The rest of you will likely not survive. But know that your sacrifice will not be--"
    Data: "Pardon me, Captain, but..."
    Picard: "What is it, Mister Data?"
    Data: "Sir, I remind you that we have traveled back in time. Prior to the twenty-fourth century, it was those Starfleet officers wearing red who traditionally did not survive long."
    Picard: "...Bugger."
     
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