Movie Caption Contest #228: A great way to start the year.

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  1. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: "It's how we pronounce it in the Queen's English... French! Queen's French! Merde! Zut alors! Sacre bleu!"
     
  2. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: "Hmm... Sorry, Doctor, but it's really no contest. Commander Riker's 'command face' beats yours by a mile."


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    Collins: "Walter! You've got to sit at the weapons console before we can shoot this scene!"
    Koenig: "No! De veapons are evil! And dangerous! And dey hate me, personally!"
    Khambatta: "Let me guess. Recent convert to 'method' acting?"
    Collins: "They're always difficult for the first month or so."
     
  3. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Je voulais pas vous offenser, mon ami!


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    Picard: My love is a fever, longing still for that which no longer nurseth the disease -

    Beverly: Captain, France called. They want their cheese back.
     
  4. BriGuy

    BriGuy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Beverly: Captain, we're concerned. I have reason to believe that your... ramming the Enterprise into the Scimitar over and over again may be caused by some sort of deep-seated sexual frustration.

    Picard: Don't be absurd, doctor.

    Riker: With all due respect, captain, the "ramming" has produced a dozen shuttlecrafts already, and the Scimitar is filing for support payments.
     
  5. BriGuy

    BriGuy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Spock: I see... giant floating heads... and whales. Oh, the whales! And I hear voices! Wait, I died. Maybe they're angels.

    McCoy: We're all gonna die.
     
  6. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    Down in the tube station at midnight
    McCoy: Just how much LDS did you take?
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    McCoy: "I notice just about all of the displays in here are flashing red! Is that as bad as I think it is?"
     
  8. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    McCoy: Well? Is that your LDS connection?
    Spock: I think Uhura gave us the wrong number. This LDS service keeps asking for a donation for some gardener who died and came back to life. I'll ask them what they know about Genesis.
     
  9. NX-01

    NX-01 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Crusher - Captian you need to make the most of your off hours.

    Picard - Whatever you say Beverly. (said seductively)

    Riker - Erm Captian that's my leg...

    Picard - Oh I know number 1, I know...Beverly please leave.
     
  10. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Picard: ...you want to get married.
    Riker: Yes.
    Picard: I'll be hanged, I never thought the two of you had the slightest interest in one another.
    Riker: What?! No, of course not. I want to be married to Deanna.
    Crusher: "Of course not"?
    Riker: I- I didn't mean anything by that, doctor. You're quite a handsome woman, and -
    Crusher: "Handsome"? That's it, I'm rescinding my signature on your marriage license.

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    Spock: Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your - (notices McCoy)
    - tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone, 'bye bye!
    (Beat)
    Yes, doctor?
     
  11. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Sir, about your Collected Works of Shakespeare...
    Yes?
    Nobody gets those references.
     
  12. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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