Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings

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    Kirk: The hell Spock? We're talking about what to order for the lunch break: Chinese or Pizza. What the hell are you talking about.

    Spock: Uh...Pizza, I would prefer Pizza. And someone might want to hail Captain Sulu and warn him about a subspace shockwave inbound from the orbit of Romulus.

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    Yo Admiral Cartwright, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Eddie Olmos is one of the best admirals of all time! One of the best admirals of all time!
     
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    Isn't that right, Mister Scot?
     
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