Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Dec 8, 2012.
SPOCK: So who's picking up the check?
Spock: If I were Christopher Walken, I would say it's a "Quandary. Really, quite per-plexing." If I were Christopher Walken.
Spock: Why don't we all just have some milk and cookies now.
Borg One: Why do Borg wear rubber diapers?
Borg Two: Resistance is futile, volts are inevitable, and shorts are a bitch.
Enough Who Let the Targs Out by the Batleth Men! Play the Oak Ridges Boys.
Baah! I like Ginubloodwine.
Silence! I will choose!
Well the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you and me....
The House of Phil Collins is honorable.
The Donut Hut called. They want their "O" back.
Some drones wished to see their queen in her private unicomplex...
Klingon officer: I regret to inform you that your favourite pet tagh Muffy died during the last battle!
Kruge: NOOOOO!!! Bring forth the prisoners! I will butcher them myself and their blood will adorn my beloved Muffy!
Borg 1: Cinemax scrambling is futile.
Borg 2: Soft core will be assimilated.
I will say this for the Federation petaQ's - their urinals have more privacy.
Silence! I am crowning.
Through the tulips....
Drone 1: Hacking into the site isn't going to tell us who Cumberbatch is playing --
Drone 2: If you say "futile" I swear to god...
You totally gave me an idea.
SPOCK:And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Borg Queen(off-screen): Wait! What? The son-of-a-bitch used "Sp0t" for the password? Arrrgh!
Fog machine set to 11, Captain!
Spock: As I stand here looking around the table all I can say is I am relieved the skin-tight body suit went out of fashion.
Group: Oh yeah!, Aye!, You an me both!, Uh Huh!, ...Really?
Do you know how to interface LCARS with an X-35J interpolation digit?
What is the problem, K'Raggh!
It is the Federation warning beacon sir. I am trying to decode the meaning of its message.
That is the automated recording found on all unguarded Federation borders. It is telling us we are now registered Democrats.
What does that mean?
No one knows, K'Raggh. No one knows.
Spock: This meeting of the Starfleet Model Railroaders Club will now come to order. <Blows train whistle>
Kruge: "Psst. What does a yellow light mean?"
Gunner "Slow Down"
Kruge: "OK. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean?"
Gunner "Slow down!"
Kruge:: OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn?
Gunner "Slow down!"
Kruge:: "OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwww liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?"
GUNNER: This "flux capacitor" seems faulty. I suspect an inferior design.
KRUGE: You dare dishonor the House of B'Rwn!!!!! My ancestors will feast up your bones in Sto'Vo'Kor while your soul suffers in Gre'thor!!!!
Drone 1: Wait is that...it is, you're using a tricorder? You're a Borg, we have thing that are ten times as powerful built into our cranial modules.
Drone 2: It's Geordie's Tricorder
Drone 1: Porn?
Drone 2: Porn.
Mother (OS): Chris, time for diner!
Kruge: I told you my name is Kruge! And I'm not done playing Star Trek with my friends!
Mother (OS): Please, we all know that you don't have friends, those are drifters you picked up outside the methadone clinic and bribed with vodka and my percocets. Not get up her and eat.
I keep telling the Queen - our keyhole cams are useless on Federation ships!
Now is the hour of death.
No sir! You see the umlat? It is the hour of juice boxes.
Oh I always get those confused.
Drone 1: This would be easier if they had kept the "start" button.
Spock: Gentlemen, I will attempt to explain again.
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons me, I smash scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves me, I vaporize rock, rock crushes scissors.
What does that panel say?
"Klingon Bird of Prey. Manufactured by Biffco."
I knew this timeline wouldn't lead to anything good.
Borg: "Since they made us put symbols in our password, I can never keep track of mine. I need some help--can anyone find me a criminal or a 10-year-old boy?"
Kruge: "Stroke of genius to order in. Order me a ham and Swiss, heavy on the onions, with a side of fries."
Spock: "Unfortunately, Gentlemen, our catering order has been misplaced. Would everyone like to order in instead? The other day, Kruge was telling me about this really good place. Apparently, they make a ham and Swiss, as the Commander puts it, 'to die for.'"
Worst New Year's Eve party ever.
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