Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Dec 8, 2012.

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone, sorry about the major delay here. Life keeps me busy lately, lets get the new contest going!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Dangerous Assignment" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "Bright Ideas" Award, going to:

    Next, we have "The New Number One?" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop Award, goes to:


    The Multi-Image Award, goes to:


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    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    Also, Thanks for the patience, things have just been crazy for good ole LeadHead recently.

    Now, lets go again!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    After having a lot of frustration attempting to access Xbox Live, Picard enlisted the help of an unlikely ally, The Borg.

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    Gunner: (thinking) Really hope this mission goes well. I retire tomorrow.

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    Spock: And now, we will begin our lecture series on Starfleet Command, where we ask the question: Why is a multi-species organization like this have only Humans at the top?
     
  3. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Gunner: "Damn! We could have saved money on our insurance if I'd remembered to switch to Geico."
    Kruge pulls out disruptor and vaporises gunner: "Hadibah!"

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    Spock: "Before I begin, has anyone seen that bit in Police Academy, where Commandant Lassard gets up to the podium and...?"

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    Spock: "No one? Pity..."
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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    Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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    Kruge: "Sounded like 'asshole always looking over my shoulder.'"
    Gunner: "No, sir!"
     
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  5. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: And I plan to present conclusive evidence that James T. Kirk cheated on the Kobayashi Maru and should be discharged from Starfleet.

    KIRK: Let it go, Spock!

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    TARG (thinking): This is the first gig I've gotten since appearing with the Muppets on SNL in the 70s. I hope they keep me.
     
  6. Jonas Grumby

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  7. R. Star

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    The Borg Queen was distraught when Picard blocked her on Spacebook.

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    Other Klingon: Sir, you executed the main gunner, I'm just the janitor. I don't even know what an engine looks like.

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    Spock: In that case, may I direct your attention to the less dramatic, but still functional, Powerpoint I have created.

    Chekov: *whispers to Uhura*, Vell, in that case, I hope he has cool transitions betveen the slides. You know, the Russians inwented Poverpoint transitions...
     
  9. Nerys Myk

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  10. Nerys Myk

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    The brand-new Alpha-Bits line from IKEA.

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  13. Triskelion

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    TFTW LH!!!

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    Just once I would like to activate a Locutus algorithm that actually functioned.

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    Thus concludes the day's debate. From now on we will serve both hot and cold snacks at these meetings. Now onto Starfleet business -

    Five o'clock!

    Dismaying. Very well, meeting is adjourned until next month.


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    Thanks for the win!

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    Drone 1: Damn it, my captions never win!

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    Kurge: Typical, I go to all the effort of the raising my chair to the best height to stare down the tops of my female officers, and I wind up with an all male crew.

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    Nimoy: Does anyone have a question?

    *All hands go up*

    Nimoy: That's not about Star Trek?

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  17. Jonas Grumby

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  19. Nerys Myk

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