Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Nov 13, 2012.

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  1. Herkimer Jitty

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    Picard: "The landing party will consist of myself, Worf, and Ensign Ricky."

    Ricky: "Screw this, I'm outta here."
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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    HAWK: I can see my house from here.

    PICARD: Earth is behind us.

    HAWK: I'm from the Moon, jackass.

    WORF: Ahem.

    HAWK: I'm from the Moon, Captain Jackass.
     
  3. captain crow

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    Picard: Oh, buggah! I left me door key in me other space suit!

    Hawk: Don't worry sir. There's a fake rock with a spare key in it stuck to the side of the ship.
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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    Joachim: "Sir, your personal trainer is here--"
    Khan: "He tasks me!"
     
  5. Nerys Myk

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    JOACHIM: Terrell needs to go to the bathroom.

    KHAN: It's your turn. In fact, after what happened with Chekov, its always your turn!
     
  6. Triskelion

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    Do not worry, Joachim. If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
    What does this have to do with my tactical report, sir?
    Call me "Bothh," Joachim. I take pleasure in this.


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    That's a big deflector.
    It is the main deflector, sir.
    I wonder if it will - Picard to Data, do you have another penny?


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    Missionary. Reverse cowgirl. Andorian Blind Beggar.

    Multiple techniques, huh.

    Three is multiple, sir.
     
  7. T'Girl

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    Riker: "Mr. Data, have you noticed anything odd about the artificial gravity on the bridge lately?"

    Data: "No sir, nothing out of the ordinary."

    :)
     
  8. Jerikka Dawn

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    That gave me the same expression as Riker LOL
     
  9. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    LeadHead, TFTW. :)

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    Picard: "It's your own fault, Mr. Worf. Every spacesuit has a name tag. If you had bothered to check before this emergency mission, you would have seen that Housekeeping inadvertently gave you young Mr. Crusher's."



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    Khan: "What's wrong with you? Our Prime Directive requires that our outfits color co-ordinate with all crews we take over. Off to the brig--pronto!"
     
  10. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Khan: "I must contact Kirk and tell him that Starfleet crew women are much less sexy than last time. I even saw a rather overweight one who dresses like an Old Earth school marm. What a disgrace."

    <brief pause>

    Khan: "She's somewhere on the bridge, isn't she?"
     
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  11. inflatabledalek

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    Data: I've deleted my multiple techniques after Councillor Troi assured me human males make do with three quick thrusts before rolling over and falling asleep.
     
  12. Triskelion

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    Trying to picture it, eh FKnight?

    :techman:
     
  13. shivkala

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    Joachim: Sir, the Enterprise has just appeared on our sensors.
    Khan: Ah, ah, like we practiced...
    Joachim: *sigh* De ship! De ship!
     
  14. Smellincoffee

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    Picard: Are they...dancing?
    Hawk: Borg drones are surpisingly nimble in zero-G.


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    Data: ...as I said, "fully functional."



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    Khan: You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women.
     
  15. Balrog

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    Patrick Stewart: These convention Photo-Ops are getting ridiculous...


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    Riker: No, Data, my trombone isn't "rusty"...


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    Joachim: You have defeated the plans of Admiral Kirk. You do not need to defeat him again.
    Khan (cut scene): Do you know why must I defeat Kirk again, Joachim? Because, he... ummm, what's that... "thing"?
    Joachim: What "thing"?
    Khan: You know-
    Joachim: No, I don't.
    Khan: Yes, you do. It's that thing people do... well, not "do", but make you feel...
    Joachim: I'm not following you...
    Khan: It's kind of like a feeling you have...
    Joachim: Hungry?
    Khan: No! Now you're just making fun.
    Joachim: Sorry...
    Khan: TASKS!
    Joachim: What?
    Khan: "Tasks"! It's "tasks". I meant to say "tasks"...
    Joachim: I don't know what that means.
    Khan: You've never heard of "tasks"?
    Joachim: No.
    Khan: I use it all the time! "I task you!" and what not.
    Joachim: If you say so...
    Khan: Ok, I'm ready now. Ask me again?
    Joachim: Ask what?
    Khan: Say that thing again about Kirk...
    Joachim: Oh, right! Uh... "You do not need to defeat him again-"
    Khan (scene resumes): He TASKS me! He TASKS me, and I shall have him...
     
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  16. Nerys Myk

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    KHAN: What ever happen to Rodriguez and Ling? Everyone here looks so....

    JOACHIM: White?
     
  17. Triskelion

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    Worf: AHEM!
    Picard: The Borg cannot hear you Worf. Borg can only mate in the zero gravity cold of space. It is - the dance of life.
    Hawk: Those ports are not compatible!


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    You know what they say - once you've had green, you can chug Listerine.

    "Should," Data. You should chug Listerine.

    Potato, Mugato.
     
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  18. Triskelion

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    Bring my music collection. I have found the perfect place to display my Engelbert Humperdinck cassettes.


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    Play "Spanish Eyes Killing Me Softly, Joachim."

    But -

    Do not task me on this.
     
  19. Jonas Grumby

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    Riker: "Data, I just had a talk with Jenna D'Sora, and she was very upset! In that list of 'multiple techniques' of yours, do any of them refer to 'Cleveland'?"
    Data: "Two, sir."
    Riker: "Yeah, I'd delete those."
     
  20. Triskelion

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    Data, have you seen Wesley Crusher?

    Yes sir. I just saw him in engineering.

    What was he doing there?

    Trying to figure out a way to reverse-engineer the subspace conundrum I gave him.

    So that shriek was -

    Yes sir. Crusher's subspace wedgie.
     
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