Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Santa Garrus, Nov 13, 2012.

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  1. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    NEAL: Well this our last scene. Guess I'll see you guys when we film the sequel.

    PATRICK: Have you read the newest script revision?

    NEAL: No. Why?

    PATRICK: No reason .
     
  2. Wintermute

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    Picard: There are three pics!
    Worf: Here we go.
     
  3. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Worf: So now half the captions on the first page don't make any sense?

    Picard: Fiendish!

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    Kahn: The fact I've wound up as the meat filling in a Picard/Riker sandwich is just a coincidence and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

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    Frakes: Wait, you've moved up to third place in the billing and you've got a uniform that fits? I hate my agent.

    Spiner: Not the best time to mention my salary then?
     
  4. Finngle Bells

    Finngle Bells Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Still not working on my end
     
  5. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Joachim: "Okay Madeline..."

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    Riker: "What are you laughing at now, Data?"
    Data: "That haircut. It's ridiculous."
    Riker: "Fucking emotion chip!"

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    Khan: "It's been fifteen years since I had a decent Aloo Gobi, and a glass of lassi..."
    Joachim: "We checked the galley computer files, and all Panjabi cuisine was deleted in favour of Russian recipes for borscht..."
    Khan: "... Chekov!"
     
  6. Skywalker

    Skywalker Admiral Admiral

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    Riker: "Thunderbirds? Really?"
     
  7. Finngle Bells

    Finngle Bells Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Strange. I'm at a Starbucks now, and the last two pictures is visible to me. I guess they don't work on an iPhone.

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    Data: Do you like it? I decided to change my face to Counselor Troi's for the Halloween Party tonight.
     
  8. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Khan: Listen Joachim, not I care about this stupid speculation you are my swedish gay mate, but don't you think it should be a clever choice to give to women more sexy outfits and to put yourself a shirt which don't show that much your shaved chest? Oh, and Terrell, zip your vest, you look like a lobotomized dude wearing a baby bib.
     
  9. Wintermute

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    Frak it, I'm captioning something.


    Riker: Imzadi?
    Klingon Targ: Rot a rorfy rack??


    Picard: There can be no justice so long -
    Starfleet Assembly: Heard it!


    Troi: Wesley, there comes a time in a boy's life when he must become a man.
    Wesley: Not I think today, Counselor.
     
  10. Herkimer Jitty

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    Picard: "Look at all the Borg! And we have laser guns! Oh man, this is gonna be so cool."

    Worf: "This gonna take long? I have more exciting things to do back on DS9."

    Picard: "You know, lately, you've just been taking the fun out of everything."

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    Joachibmebawhatever: "But we're all hungry."

    Khan: "No! Revenge is a hungry beast! She must not be fed with anything but her prey! He tasks me! He tasks me! Around the moons of Revengia, I seethe at thee! Beyond the Belt of Arnes, I seethe harder at thee! Kirk, Kirk, my old friend, I shall have you! Revenge! Revenge is a meager dish, but a rich one!"

    Joachibmebawhatever: "No, seriously. I think my stomach is eating itself."

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    Riker: "Mr. Data... my head is not a feather duster."
     
  11. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Riker: Anxiety? Burn-out? Depression? What are you talking about Data...You don't see I look fine as hell? I'm a very glad and healthy first officier....yes, I was a young promising Commander who refused a lot of captaincy...why should I consult Deanna...she's just my love life failure...I'm almost forty and I'm glad to have a lot of ephemeral relationships with young Ensigns...everything is perfect in my life.
     
  12. Jonas Grumby

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    Data: "While perusing my internal behavioral software bin, I discovered a heretofore unused subroutine called 'Goatse 2.0.' Do you think I should activate it?"
     
  13. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Joachim: By the way, Sir-

    Khan: NOT NOW MADELINE!!!
     
  14. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Since some people are still not seeing the images, I'll load them an extra time, see how it helps. :)

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    Picard: This mission is dangerous, someone's sure to be killed!

    Hawk: Well as long as its by the Borg and not one of you two, I'm game.

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    Khan: One moment, I'm thinking about killing Kirk again. Ahhh, that's the stuff. Now, what did you want?

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    Riker: Did you set your emotion chip for "Total Weirdo?"
     
  15. Mojochi

    Mojochi Commodore Commodore

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    Khan: How dare you have the insubordinate impertinence to display your inferior pectorales, on my bridge!

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    Data: The lavender turtleneck really brings out your eyes

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    Worf: I pity the first Ferengi bastard to have to squeeze into this helmet
     
  16. Wintermute

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    That did it, thanks Leadhead!

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    Picard: Picard to transporter room. Code orange!
    Com: Emergency site to site transport engaging, Captain.
    <Fart beams into Worf's helmet>
    Worf: That is not honorable!


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    Charlene Til-ton. Her name was Charlene Til-ton. Do not disappoint me again, Joachim.


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    Data - discontinue that subroutine immediately.

    Yes sir. That one was... a little wet.
     
  17. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    No problem. :)
     
  18. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Khan: I don't know why, but every time I look at the console behind me I have the strangest urge to go "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!". Odd that.
     
  19. Vassa

    Vassa Commander Red Shirt

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    Picard: Missed again Lt. Hawk
    Hawk: Yes, sir. They're small sir.
    Worf: Prairie Dogs have no honor!

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    Khan: No, You look Marvelous.

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    Riker: Gah Data, I didn't mean I wanted you to prove you could lick your own eyebrows!
     
  20. Wintermute

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    I never forget a face, uh....
    Joachim.
    Whatever.
     
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