Movie Caption Contest #226: Talking Points

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Nov 13, 2012.

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Sorry I didn't get this started yesterday, just been busy. Lets go now!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "And every second of that made it into the movie!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Maybe he's not such a bad guy after all..." Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Not Every Planet" Award, going to:


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    Congrats to all of our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Picard: Mister Worf?

    Worf: Yup, that Quantum Torpedo is about to la-


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    Khan: Maybe you should choose a name that people might have a chance of either pronouncing or spelling correctly.


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    Riker was surprised when Data offered to be his wingman on saturday night.
     
  3. inflatabledalek

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    Picard: It's not just me right, the other two pictures aren't working?

    Worf: Nah, Photobucket was the villain from the first film wasn't it?
     
  4. shivkala

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Picard: ...and then Lt. Hawk gets assimilated, distracting the Borg long enough for us to fire off a shot to destroy the array. Everyone good with the plan?
    Worf: Aye, sir!
    Hawk: I'm not.
    Picard: Huh, for some reason, Lt. Hawk's communicator doesn't appear to be working, I only heard you, Worf. Oh, well, I'm sure Lt. Hawk agreed. Now, make it so!
     
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    Picard: "Ever though she can easily black out the viewport, she never does.

    Hawks: "You were right Captain, the view into Councilor Troi's sonic shower from here is quite ... what's the word I want?

    Worf: "Stimulating."

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  6. Finn

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    The last two pictures aren't showing
     
  7. Finn

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    Riker: (OS) Geordi, I posted that picture of Robin Lefler in the shower. Hurry before Photobucket deletes it

    Geordi: *runs to the closest console* *sigh*
     
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    After 4-alarm chili night with those new peppers they discovered on Terellia Prime, Picard and company take the necessary precuations before venturing in to clean the officers' head.

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    What we all wish we stared at for 2 hours instead of Nemesis.
     
  9. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Worf: whimpers, and sheds a tear
    Picard:"Okay, important safety tip guys. Don't fart in your own space suit."
     
  10. Armored Saint

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    Worf: Photobucket is whitout honor!
    Hawk: So Captain, what's your plan to recover the two missing pictures? Do I have to do Uhura Maneuver?
    Picard and Worf: NO!
     
  11. Jonas Grumby

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    Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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    Stewart: "Shut up!"
     
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  12. Skywalker

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    Worf: "The historical records identify him as the grandfather of Jonathan Archer, sir."
    Hawk: "You know, I could pull this trigger and no one would ever have to witness These Are the Voyages..."
     
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    Ensign McGopherbauls: Crap.
     
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    Picard: Earth. What arrogant, stuck up planet. All blue and green and watery. It thinks it's sooooooo great. It's right behind me, isn't it?

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    Khan: I like the headband. You've got that Loverboy 'Everybody's Working for the Weekend' thing going on. Nice choice.

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    Data: Query... Define 'sharted'
     
  15. Finn

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    Kirby...you can see them???
     
  16. Skywalker

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    Look at his avatar. Of course he can see them. :p
     
  17. LeadHead

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    This picture captures my reaction when I saw that for some reason, the last 2 pictures of the contest would load on my computer and not on my phone.

    I think I fixed it by the way.
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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    DATA: Actually, no. Dr. Soong designed my hair to never muss. Each follicle is programmed to remain in exactly in the same place under all conditions.

    RIKER: I hate you.
     
  19. Nerys Myk

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    KHAN:Pull my finger.
     
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    Worf: What is SHE doing there?!
    Picard: Mr Hawk, you know what to do.
    Hawk: Aye, captain. Standing order, Ambassador Troi is to be shot on sight. Though I don't know what she's doing in a transparent space suit on the deflector.

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    Kahn: The last time I listened to one of your ideas, we flew into deep space in a 90's era rocket ship. Look how well THAT turned out.

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    Data: Commander, I have a vice grip on your testicles. Commander Worf requested this as an early birthday present with the message... "Arr... matey."
     
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