Movie Caption Contest #225: Unpredictable Scenarios

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Santa Garrus, Oct 21, 2012.

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  1. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Voice from viewscreen: "I'm sorry, Captain Kirk, we really don't mean to seem disrespectful, but it's very hard to take you seriously when you've outfitted your entire crew in leasure suits."
     
  2. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Kirk: "This room needs something, but I just can't figure out what."

    Decker: "Well, Sir, you have the right person here. I know exactly what it needs. A bean bag chair."

    Kirk: "And to think you were only in diapers during our five-year mission. I don't know how we got along without you."
     
  3. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Decker: Yes sir the responsible for these awful uniforms is in this shuttle.

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    Kirk: Why didn't we ever think to take this shuttles when we were unable to see something with scanning device?

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    Picard: Okay guys, we have two options. It can be another goddamn planet where people have eternal youth, but no cure for hair loss, or one of these so precious libertine world like Rubicunt III.
     
  4. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    KIRK: Anyone else wishing for a splash of color somewhere? Even Spock is getting depressed.
     
  5. Maurice

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    I think you need to edit the captions on both of those, as neither sentence makes grammatical sense, and I can't figure out what the joke is.
     
  6. T'Girl

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    Decker:
    "Captain, a maximum phaser strike directly at the force holding me,
    might weaken it just enough for me to break free.

    Kirk: "Look Will ... just hire a lawyer and file for divorce like everyone else.

    :)
     
  7. Isis

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    Kirk: "Actually, Khan's suggestion turned out to be a good one. As long as we had to spend the money to reupholster, I'm glad we went with the rich Corinthian leather."
     
  8. Wintermute

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    Decker: Some kind of...subspace anomaly?
    Bones: Exobiological macroviral infestation?
    Kirk: Julie? Trisha? Betty June?
    Spock: It is the seeping bunyon on my Vulcan hammertoe.

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    Kirk: Crewman, how many times do I have to give the order not to release the fart valve until we've cleared the deck!
    McCoy: There are so few joys in an Ensign's life.
    Spock: Indeed, Doctor.
    Kirk: Ye gods. That's horrific.
    Crewman: Welcome to my world, sirs.


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    Picard: 805 McFish to go, please.
    Hostess: There's no such thing as a McFish!

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    Kirk: Mister Scott, we need! More! Saturation!

    Scotty:
    I'm giving 'er all she's got, Captain! I cannae break the laws of Photoshop!
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Decker: "Sir, don't you prefer the bridge with the lights dimmed?"
    Kirk: "We can't see the cockroaches with the lights dimmed."
    Decker: "So...is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?"
     
  10. Balrog

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    Host: Welcome. Dinner for six? We're running about a 90 minute wait right now. But If you're interested, a new 'Olive Garden' just opened across the road...

    Picard: We'll wait.
     
  11. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    KIRK:
    I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
    I sleep all night and I work all day.


    SPOCK & MCCOY:
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    KIRK:
    I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
    And have buttered scones for tea.

    SPOCK & MCCOY:
    He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
    He goes to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
    And has buttered scones for tea.
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    KIRK:
    I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.

    SPOCK & MCCOY:
    He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women's clothing
    And hangs around in bars?!
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    KIRK:
    I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie,
    Just like my dear Papa.

    SPOCK & MCCOY:
    He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra?!
     
  12. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    KIRK: OK, one of you stole my sleeves. I demand them back!
     
  13. Wintermute

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    Kirk: Keep it close, son. You'll know mine is the import with the personalized plates.
    Crewman: Money talks, bullshit walks.
     
  14. John Mason

    John Mason Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Could be anywhere really...
    outstanding
     
  15. John Mason

    John Mason Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    sounds better in german
     
  16. Isis

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    Picard: "Beverly, you have the gift, right?"

    Crusher: "No, I thought Deanna had it."

    Troi: "No, I thought you had it, Jean-Luc."

    Picard into communicator: "Hey, O'Brien, do we have any more of those emergency wedding presents?"
     
  17. Wintermute

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    Kirk: And they cancelled it after only thirteen episodes?

    Decker: Yep. And I thought we had it bad.

    McCoy: Those poor browncoated bastards.

    Spock: Disturbingly illogical.

    Kirk: God forgive me.
     
  18. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    New contest to start tomorrow!
     
  19. Balrog

    Balrog Commodore Commodore

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    Spock: Watch your step, Captain.

    Kirk: Don't worry, Spock. I'm not going to die, because the two of you are with me.

    McCoy: That's starting to get old, Jim...


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    Decker: Our hand is pretty weak, Captain. What do you think?

    Kirk: I think... I think... I think I DID pay a lot for that muffler...
     
  20. Santa Garrus

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    Kirk: LeadHead, we're waiting....

    Spock: Perhaps he will attempt to start the next contest this evening.
     
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