Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth...

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Oct 1, 2012.

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  1. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: "I surrender! They're in there! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!"
     
  2. NX-01

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    Picard - This way to the tunnel of love.....

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    Ensign - Don't tell me the damn uniform changed AGAIN!!!

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    LaForge - Hey Commander, I swear I can see into Dr Crusher's room!! Nice titties!!
     
  3. doubleohfive

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    PICARD: This way! I saw LeadHead go in to the cave. If we catch him, we can get him to start the new caption thread!
     
  4. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: See, I told you he'd be here!!!!!

    BATMAN: Damn it, Picard. When we spoke last week, what part of "secret headquarters" didn't you understand???
     
  5. Gil T.Azell

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    Geordi: Aaaakk my eyes!!
    Cochrane: What's with him?
    Geordi: "Kardashian sex tape"
    Riker & Cochrane:*thinking* Poor bastard.
     
  6. Ayelbourne

    Ayelbourne Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Geordi: I can't believe it! A vintage LX 50 from Meade!!
     
  7. Mistral

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  8. shivkala

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    Picard: It's okay, I saw this in a movie, we'll just split up and I'll go into this dark cave. Come to think of it, I never did finish that movie, but I'm sure it all worked out fine. Alright then, I'll be right back...

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    CONN Officer: *thinking to herself* I swear, if Riker comes any closer and rubs his sword while making a "seamen" joke again, I'll scream!

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    Cochrane: And him, why exactly is he looking into the exhaust port of my rocket's engine?
    Riker: He thinks it's a telescope.
    Cochrane: What exactly does he do aboard your ship again?
    Riker: Chief engineer.
    Cochrane: Are you guys absolutely sure this future of yours is worth saving?
     
  9. Triskelion

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    "That was Admiral Nelson, Number One. Not Major."
    Helm Officer: Thank God.
    Riker: "Standard orbit, cabin boy."
    Helm Officer: !@#$%!
     
  10. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Picard:Something's different... Riker did you move the chairs about whilst I was in the loo or something?


    Riker: Err, we had a refit. Took three months.


    Picard: That was some poo.
     
  11. Random_Spock

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    Capt. Picard: This way to the obligatory fight scene!


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    Picard: Did Starfleet order these new uniforms, number one?
    Riker: Yes, sir.
    Picard: I have one mind, number one to test out my new phasers on them. They're horrible.


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    Geordi: I see London, I see France...

    :devil: :lol:

    *couldn't resist that one :p*
     
  12. doubleohfive

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    RIKER: What do you see Geordi?
    GEORDI: Nothing but the rain.
    RIKER: Then grab your gun and bring the android in.
     
  13. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard:
    Ladies first!


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    Riker: Hey LaForge, why don't you activate another device! There's still a woman here!


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    Troi: Data...are you leaking something?

    Data: <sigh> Yes, Commander. I am currently discharging internal servo fluid through the berrilium-trioxide epidermal composite of my anterior gluteus maximus.

    Troi: Computer, run a comparative analysis of Data's injury and objects on the bridge. Sub-query: metal objects.

    Riker: Belay that computer!
     
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  14. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: Wesley, lay in a course to the Veridian System.

    ENSIGN: For the last time, I'm not Wesley, sir!

    PICARD: Right, be a good lad, Wesley and lay in that course.

    ENSIGN: sigh.
     
  15. doubleohfive

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    :lol:

    Sort of reminds of me of this a little:

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG4foVwXefo[/yt]
     
  16. Isis

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    Riker: "Who's that handsome rake? If I wasn't 200% heterosexual, I definitely hit that."

    Ensign: "Sir, I have the viewscreen on 'mirror' at the moment."



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    Crusher (OS): "Have Lasik surgery at $19.99 per eye, and no wonder you're squinting and you still can't see a thing."
     
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  17. doubleohfive

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    RIKER: Whaddya see, Geordi?
    GEORDI: I could be wrong, but I think it's LeadHead, coming back to start the new caption contest!
     
  18. Balrog

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    Thanks for the win

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    Picard: Quick! In here, behind the rabbit!

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    Ensign (thinking): Gee, everyone ELSE gets to have fun and play dress-up, but do they think to invite ME? Of course not...

    ... jerks...


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    Riker: Our Chief Engineer is quite brilliant. He'll be able to locate our ship in orbit using your primitive-style telescope.

    Cochrane: Then maybe now's a good time to tell him that's not a telescope. It's a ketchup dispenser...
     
  19. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    New contest to start tonight or tomorrow morning!
     
  20. LeadHead

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