Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by The Illusive Man, Oct 1, 2012.
Picard: "I surrender! They're in there! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!"
Picard - This way to the tunnel of love.....
Ensign - Don't tell me the damn uniform changed AGAIN!!!
LaForge - Hey Commander, I swear I can see into Dr Crusher's room!! Nice titties!!
PICARD: This way! I saw LeadHead go in to the cave. If we catch him, we can get him to start the new caption thread!
PICARD: See, I told you he'd be here!!!!!
BATMAN: Damn it, Picard. When we spoke last week, what part of "secret headquarters" didn't you understand???
Geordi: Aaaakk my eyes!!
Cochrane: What's with him?
Geordi: "Kardashian sex tape"
Riker & Cochrane:*thinking* Poor bastard.
Geordi: I can't believe it! A vintage LX 50 from Meade!!
Picard: "Lookie what I found! its a hole-thingy! In the rock stuff!"
Picard: It's okay, I saw this in a movie, we'll just split up and I'll go into this dark cave. Come to think of it, I never did finish that movie, but I'm sure it all worked out fine. Alright then, I'll be right back...
CONN Officer: *thinking to herself* I swear, if Riker comes any closer and rubs his sword while making a "seamen" joke again, I'll scream!
Cochrane: And him, why exactly is he looking into the exhaust port of my rocket's engine?
Riker: He thinks it's a telescope.
Cochrane: What exactly does he do aboard your ship again?
Riker: Chief engineer.
Cochrane: Are you guys absolutely sure this future of yours is worth saving?
Picard: "That was Admiral Nelson, Number One. Not Major."
Helm Officer: Thank God.
Riker: "Standard orbit, cabin boy."
Helm Officer: !@#$%!
Picard:Something's different... Riker did you move the chairs about whilst I was in the loo or something?
Riker: Err, we had a refit. Took three months.
Picard: That was some poo.
Capt. Picard: This way to the obligatory fight scene!
Picard: Did Starfleet order these new uniforms, number one?
Riker: Yes, sir.
Picard: I have one mind, number one to test out my new phasers on them. They're horrible.
Geordi: I see London, I see France...
*couldn't resist that one *
RIKER: What do you see Geordi?
GEORDI: Nothing but the rain.
RIKER: Then grab your gun and bring the android in.
Picard: Ladies first!
Riker: Hey LaForge, why don't you activate another device! There's still a woman here!
Troi: Data...are you leaking something?
Data: <sigh> Yes, Commander. I am currently discharging internal servo fluid through the berrilium-trioxide epidermal composite of my anterior gluteus maximus.
Troi: Computer, run a comparative analysis of Data's injury and objects on the bridge. Sub-query: metal objects.
Riker: Belay that computer!
PICARD: Wesley, lay in a course to the Veridian System.
ENSIGN: For the last time, I'm not Wesley, sir!
PICARD: Right, be a good lad, Wesley and lay in that course.
Sort of reminds of me of this a little:
Riker: "Who's that handsome rake? If I wasn't 200% heterosexual, I definitely hit that."
Ensign: "Sir, I have the viewscreen on 'mirror' at the moment."
Crusher (OS): "Have Lasik surgery at $19.99 per eye, and no wonder you're squinting and you still can't see a thing."
RIKER: Whaddya see, Geordi?
GEORDI: I could be wrong, but I think it's LeadHead, coming back to start the new caption contest!
Thanks for the win
Picard: Quick! In here, behind the rabbit!
Ensign (thinking): Gee, everyone ELSE gets to have fun and play dress-up, but do they think to invite ME? Of course not...
Riker: Our Chief Engineer is quite brilliant. He'll be able to locate our ship in orbit using your primitive-style telescope.
Cochrane: Then maybe now's a good time to tell him that's not a telescope. It's a ketchup dispenser...
New contest to start tonight or tomorrow morning!
New contest is up!
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