Movie Caption Contest #224: Back and forth...

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Santa Garrus, Oct 1, 2012.

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  1. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: "I surrender! They're in there! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!"
     
  2. NX-01

    NX-01 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Picard - This way to the tunnel of love.....

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    Ensign - Don't tell me the damn uniform changed AGAIN!!!

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    LaForge - Hey Commander, I swear I can see into Dr Crusher's room!! Nice titties!!
     
  3. doubleohfive

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    PICARD: This way! I saw LeadHead go in to the cave. If we catch him, we can get him to start the new caption thread!
     
  4. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    PICARD: See, I told you he'd be here!!!!!

    BATMAN: Damn it, Picard. When we spoke last week, what part of "secret headquarters" didn't you understand???
     
  5. Gil T.Azell

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    Geordi: Aaaakk my eyes!!
    Cochrane: What's with him?
    Geordi: "Kardashian sex tape"
    Riker & Cochrane:*thinking* Poor bastard.
     
  6. Ayelbourne

    Ayelbourne Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Geordi: I can't believe it! A vintage LX 50 from Meade!!
     
  7. Mistral

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  8. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: It's okay, I saw this in a movie, we'll just split up and I'll go into this dark cave. Come to think of it, I never did finish that movie, but I'm sure it all worked out fine. Alright then, I'll be right back...

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    CONN Officer: *thinking to herself* I swear, if Riker comes any closer and rubs his sword while making a "seamen" joke again, I'll scream!

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    Cochrane: And him, why exactly is he looking into the exhaust port of my rocket's engine?
    Riker: He thinks it's a telescope.
    Cochrane: What exactly does he do aboard your ship again?
    Riker: Chief engineer.
    Cochrane: Are you guys absolutely sure this future of yours is worth saving?
     
  9. Wintermute

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    Helm Officer: Thank God.
    Riker: "Standard orbit, cabin boy."
    Helm Officer: !@#$%!
     
  10. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Picard:Something's different... Riker did you move the chairs about whilst I was in the loo or something?


    Riker: Err, we had a refit. Took three months.


    Picard: That was some poo.
     
  11. Santa Cat

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    Capt. Picard: This way to the obligatory fight scene!


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    Picard: Did Starfleet order these new uniforms, number one?
    Riker: Yes, sir.
    Picard: I have one mind, number one to test out my new phasers on them. They're horrible.


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    Geordi: I see London, I see France...

    :devil: :lol:

    *couldn't resist that one :p*
     
  12. doubleohfive

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    RIKER: What do you see Geordi?
    GEORDI: Nothing but the rain.
    RIKER: Then grab your gun and bring the android in.
     
  13. Wintermute

    Wintermute Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard:
    Ladies first!


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    Riker: Hey LaForge, why don't you activate another device! There's still a woman here!


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    Troi: Data...are you leaking something?

    Data: <sigh> Yes, Commander. I am currently discharging internal servo fluid through the berrilium-trioxide epidermal composite of my anterior gluteus maximus.

    Troi: Computer, run a comparative analysis of Data's injury and objects on the bridge. Sub-query: metal objects.

    Riker: Belay that computer!
     
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  14. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    PICARD: Wesley, lay in a course to the Veridian System.

    ENSIGN: For the last time, I'm not Wesley, sir!

    PICARD: Right, be a good lad, Wesley and lay in that course.

    ENSIGN: sigh.
     
  15. doubleohfive

    doubleohfive Fleet Admiral

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    Sort of reminds of me of this a little:

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG4foVwXefo[/yt]
     
  16. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Riker: "Who's that handsome rake? If I wasn't 200% heterosexual, I definitely hit that."

    Ensign: "Sir, I have the viewscreen on 'mirror' at the moment."



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    Crusher (OS): "Have Lasik surgery at $19.99 per eye, and no wonder you're squinting and you still can't see a thing."
     
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  17. doubleohfive

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    RIKER: Whaddya see, Geordi?
    GEORDI: I could be wrong, but I think it's LeadHead, coming back to start the new caption contest!
     
  18. Balrog

    Balrog Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks for the win

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    Picard: Quick! In here, behind the rabbit!

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    Ensign (thinking): Gee, everyone ELSE gets to have fun and play dress-up, but do they think to invite ME? Of course not...

    ... jerks...


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    Riker: Our Chief Engineer is quite brilliant. He'll be able to locate our ship in orbit using your primitive-style telescope.

    Cochrane: Then maybe now's a good time to tell him that's not a telescope. It's a ketchup dispenser...
     
  19. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    New contest to start tonight or tomorrow morning!
     
  20. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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