Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Something...

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Aug 12, 2012.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Sindatur

    Sindatur The Grey Owl Wizard Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2011
    Location:
    Sacramento, CA
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

    Blanche Devereaux, is that you?
     
  2. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2011
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

     
  3. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2005
    Location:
    Walking distance from Starfleet HQ
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

    [​IMG]

    PICARD: Bor-ing. Next mission, I want to drive a Space Jeep.
    WORF: But, Captain—
    PICARD: SPACE. JEEP.


    [​IMG]

    DATA: According to this, there are numerous WASPy douchenozzles with a sense of entitlement within...they're right behind me, aren't they?


    [​IMG]

    TROI: ♫Rocky Mountain High, Colorado!♫
     
  4. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2007
    Location:
    Between the candle and the flame
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

    Thanks for the win!-Mistral
    Picard: "Data?"

    Data: "Sorry, sir, there is no record of the people following us."

    Picard: "Conclusion?"

    Data: "Extras, each and every one of them."

    Picard: "Just ignore them, then."
     
  5. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2011
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

    [​IMG]

    Data: It's confirmed Sir. This is the one planet in the galaxy where we're the best dressed people.
     
  6. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Location:
    Finn
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

    [​IMG]
    Data: Tilt your head 15.3 degrees to the left, and 14 degrees forward. If my calculations are correct, the glare from your head will be visible to the pilot of the shuttlecraft passing over that ridge in 8 seconds.
     
  7. Argus Skyhawk

    Argus Skyhawk Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2001
    Location:
    Argus Skyhawk
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

    [​IMG]

    Alright, who's the practical joker that swiped our pants?
     
  8. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2003
    Location:
    Kentucky
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

    [​IMG]

    "Merde. I can't remember if Data was conducting a production of H.M.S. Pinafore or Princess Ida. Only one way to find out..."


    [​IMG]

    "According to these readings, the metaphasic radiation providing youthful energy does appear to have one drawback: it also makes the individual appear older and heavier, which would affect everybody... except me, of course."
     
  9. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Down in the tube station at midnight
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

    [​IMG]

    PICARD: How much further to the caves, Mr. Data?

    DATA: According to the GPS we are in the caves sir.
     
  10. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

    New contest is up!
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.