Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by He's Dead Jim., Sep 29, 2012.

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  1. He's Dead Jim.

    He's Dead Jim. Cadet Newbie

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    Hello all,

    For my distinguished first post I would like to share this blog that I made out of crippling boredom. I'm pretty sure this is one of the only communities of people who would get any of these jokes, so I hope you giggle a little bit at least.

    http://mittromneyisaferengi.tumblr.com/

    I take suggestions, since I'm running out of quotes.
     
  2. teacake

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    I think it works best with Mitt's words (in quotations) over the top of photos of actual Ferengi.
     
  3. Drago-Kazov

    Drago-Kazov Fleet Captain

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    Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward. Socialism or capitalism makes no difference for him.
     
  4. Captain Rob

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    I think the USA could use a few good Ferengi right about now.
     
  5. Drago-Kazov

    Drago-Kazov Fleet Captain

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    i think Rothbard is the mst Ferengi looking capitalist that ever lived.

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  6. nightwind1

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  7. CorporalClegg

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    That is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
     
  8. NrobbieC

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    Surely you've just insulted all Ferengi :P
     
  9. T'Girl

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    Nah, Romney isn't a Ferengi.

    Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes, who comes in and makes the tough discussions and saves the day.

    Jellico Romney would have Deanna put on a proper uniform,
    Ferengi Romney would insist Deanna walk around naked.

    Like I said, the guy nobody likes.

    :)
     
  10. Drago-Kazov

    Drago-Kazov Fleet Captain

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    I have a hard time seeing Jellico running away from a war he supports.
     
  11. Count Zero

    Count Zero Says who? Moderator

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    Please limit yourselves to funny photoshops and suggestions for more quotes or improvements to the blog. Political discussions (real life politics, that is) can be had in Misc or TNZ.
     
  12. Whoa Nellie

    Whoa Nellie Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Sauce for the goose.

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  13. R. Star

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    No, he's Gul Dukat!

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  14. Rush Limborg

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    Surely I'm not the only one to ever bring up ROM Emanuel....

    Quark's brother now is Grand Nagus of the city of Chigago. Place your bets.
     
  15. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    This--except, personally...I find both pretty likable. :angel:
     
  16. He's Dead Jim.

    He's Dead Jim. Cadet Newbie

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    HAHA oh my god. Thank you. I will find a way to work that in.
     
  17. Sector 7

    Sector 7 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    That would make a great avatar! Can I... Huh, huh... can I?

    Creepy... as if he wasn't creepy enough already... The comparisons write themselves.:techman:
     
  18. Random_Spock

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    Same here. :ack: *runs away screaming*
     
  19. Drago-Kazov

    Drago-Kazov Fleet Captain

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    Good one.
     
  20. E-DUB

    E-DUB Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Looking forward to the first post-debate pic with Obama as a Vulcan and Mitt as a Ferengi.
     
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