"Message In A Bottle" Line By Line

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  1. Vanyel

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    Bravely bold Sir Robin
    Rode forth from Camelot.
    He was not afraid to die,
    Oh brave Sir Robin.
    He was not at all afraid
    To be killed in nasty ways.
    Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
    He was not in the least bit scared
    To be mashed into a pulp.
    Or to have his eyes gouged out,
    And his elbows broken.
    To have his kneecaps split
    And his body burned away,
    And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin.
    His head smashed in
    And his heart cut out
    And his liver removed
    And his bowls unplugged
    And his nostrils raped
    And his bottom burnt off
    And his penis.....
     
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    And then, the Animator suffered a fatal heart attack. The cartoon menace was no more.
     
  3. Vanyel

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    Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
     
  4. LeadHead

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    Oh Lord, Bless this thy hand grenade. With it thou shall blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the lord did grin...
     
  5. Vanyel

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    And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
     
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    OK, Tom has obviously been busy. Can someone else get on with the process of choosing the next chooser and episode?
     
  8. LeadHead

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    I'll get into it later today.
     
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    At least we haven't tripled the size of this thread *after* the game was finished. :p

    Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something. Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight away, obviously. There were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...
     
  10. Vanyel

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    Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
     
  11. LeadHead

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    The Participants in this episode are as follows:

    1. leandar
    2. Alienesse
    3. Athena28
    4. Brian
    5. Enterprise1981
    6. Vanyel
    7. Bluestuff
    8. Ziz
    9. Admiral Shran
    10. Lord Manitou
    11. CoveTom
    12. LeadHead
    13. JanewayRulz!


    Those names should be in the order in which each person first posted to the thread. No "weight" is given for who posted more or less often.

    And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, random.org do your thing...

    *drumroll*


    Athena28!

    Congratulations!!

    So, Athena28, the next move is yours. Would you like to select the next episode we are going to do line-by-line? You are free to select the next episode or pass and I will re-run the randomization. You can pick any episode from any of the Trek series that you like. For reference, the ones we've done so far, ordered by series, are:

    The Original Series
    Where No Man Has Gone Before
    The Man Trap
    The Menagerie
    Journey to Babel
    The City on the Edge of Forever
    The Doomsday Machine
    Requiem for Methuselah
    The Trouble with Tribbles
    Spock's Brain
    Space Seed
    Mirror, Mirror
    The Tholian Web
    Bread and Circuses
    Amok Time
    The Corbomite Maneuver
    Balance of Terror

    The Animated Series
    The Counter-Clock Incident
    Yesteryear

    The Next Generation
    Measure of a Man
    Yesterday's Enterprise
    Peak Performance
    The First Duty
    The Best of Both Worlds
    Sins of the Father
    All Good Things...
    Contagion
    Sarek
    Face of the Enemy
    Cause and Effect
    Chain of Command
    Q Who?
    Lower Decks
    Deja Q
    The Enemy

    Deep Space Nine
    The Visitor
    Trials and Tribble-ations
    The Way of the Warrior
    Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast
    Favor The Bold/The Sacrifice of Angels
    Far Beyond the Stars
    The Homecoming/The Circle/The Siege
    The Maquis
    Whispers

    Voyager
    Bride of Chaotica
    Dark Frontier
    Scorpion
    Counterpoint
    Future's End
    Basics
    Message in a Bottle

    Enterprise
    Shuttlepod One
    Borderland/Cold Station 12/The Augments
    In a Mirror, Darkly
    The Forge/Awakenings/Kir'Shara

    Once a new episode has been chosen, I will fire up the next line-by-line thread in the appropriate forum and post the link here.

    NOTE: As has been agreed, when a person is selected as the "chooser," they will have 48 hours to post their selection. After 48 hours, I will assume they "pass" and will re-run the randomization.
     
  12. LeadHead

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    Tick Tock, Athena28, times a wastin. :)
     
  13. Enterprise1981

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    Patience. Patience!!!
     
  14. LeadHead

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    I just don't want her to miss out, we're nearing the 48 hour mark.
     
  15. Enterprise1981

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    Still 12 hours to go...
     
  16. Vanyel

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    Has the 48 hours elapsed?
     
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    I'm here. I'm here. I've been waiting to be selected & hope I didn't miss it (I'm usually off the computer on weekends)....thanks for the PM.:)

    I choose Star Trek Voyager: The Voyager Conspiracy.
     
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