"Message In A Bottle" Line By Line

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  1. Athena28

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  2. Admiral Shran

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  3. Enterprise1981

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    Prometheus EMH: How? Waltz on to the bridge and take over the helm?
     
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  5. Admiral Shran

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  6. Enterprise1981

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    EMH: My first bit of good news. We have to incapacitate the Romulans somehow. What kind of anesthetics do you have handy?
     
  7. Lord Manitou

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    EMH2: Only the best. Axenol, neurozine, anaesthazine.
     
  8. Enterprise1981

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    EMH: Neurozine will do nicely. It can be distributed in gaseous form. Show me a schematic of the ship's ventilation system. Please.
     
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    Prometheus EMH2: All primary systems have been rerouted to the bridge, including environmental control.
     
  10. Admiral Shran

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    EMH: It looks like there are holo-emitters on every deck.
     
  11. LeadHead

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  12. Admiral Shran

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    EMH: Get three canisters of neurozine. As a matter of record, I have free rein on Voyager, and I can even leave the ship as well.
     
  13. Enterprise1981

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    Prometheus EMH: Leave your ship?! How?
     
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  15. Athena28

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    Prometheus EMH: Really.
     
  16. Enterprise1981

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    EMH: I'm as close to a sentient life-form as any hologram could hope to be. I socialize with the crew, fraternize with aliens. I've even had sexual relations.
     
  17. Athena28

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    Prometheus EMH: Sex! How's that possible? We're not equipped.
     
  18. Admiral Shran

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    EMH: Let's just say I made an addition to my program.
     
  19. Athena28

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    Prometheus EMH: Before you leave maybe you could download those subroutines into my database.
     
  20. Admiral Shran

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    EMH: We'll see. It looks like the only place I can access environmental control is from the Ops console on the bridge.