Men: How Much Body Hair Do You Have?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by scotpens, Oct 8, 2012.

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Men: How Much Body Hair Do You Have?

  1. Smooth as a baby

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  2. Sparse body hair

    17 vote(s)
    29.3%
  3. Moderately hairy

    33 vote(s)
    56.9%
  4. Furry like a gorilla

    7 vote(s)
    12.1%
  1. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    damned EAR hair... :scream:

    How the hell does hair end up in the ears? Is (as Red Green suggests) the skin getting too tired to hold my hair up that high? :lol:
     
  2. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Don't remind me.
     
  3. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I think the hair's just having a laugh. When guys lose their hair, it's not lost, it's just sneaking back into the scalp and poking out the ears, going "HAHAHAHA!" :p
     
  4. EmoBorg

    EmoBorg Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I am moderately hairy.

    The area covering Europe, Middle East and India produces a lot of hairy people. I suspect that Neanderthal DNA may have contributed to that.
     
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  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    I've feeling that Neanderthal Man and Modern man were equally hairy. IIRC, Chimps have less hair than humans, its just longer.
     
  6. Emher

    Emher Admiral Admiral

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    I'm moderately hairy, but it's pretty much all over, down to the back of my hand and my feet.
     
  7. Galileo7

    Galileo7 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Same history, but now sparse.:hugegrin:
     
  8. Jimi_James

    Jimi_James Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Sparsely hairy here...the only real chest hair I have is around my areola. I get random long wispy black hairs on my back shoulders and arms, but not in enough amounts to constitute any sort of actual growth...just enough to look odd.

    I do have a mustache and goatee however, though they won't connect to save my life. I've tried to grow a beard, but on my upper jaw/cheeks the hair is thin and patchy while on my neck, beard worthy hair only grows beneath my chin down to my adams apple...almost in a direct line down from my goatee.
     
  9. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Since it was previousely said females may contribute, European without Neandertal-genes reporting in. Not hairy at all, and hence not really required to shave. I wax my legs 3 or 4 times a year for looks and keep my armpits clean-shaven for olfactorial reasons. I'd never dream of shaving my pubic hair, though. IMO there should be some difference between a grown woman and a child. As a matter of fact, I dumped a guy because of that. If he wants a 10 year old, he shouldn't apply with a mature lady :p