Men: How Much Body Hair Do You Have?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by scotpens, Oct 8, 2012.

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Men: How Much Body Hair Do You Have?

  1. Smooth as a baby

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  2. Sparse body hair

    17 vote(s)
    29.3%
  3. Moderately hairy

    33 vote(s)
    56.9%
  4. Furry like a gorilla

    7 vote(s)
    12.1%
  1. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

    I shave my head every day, and that's it.
     
  2. iguana_tonante

    iguana_tonante Admiral Admiral

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    Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

    So you are, like, the antimetrosexual? ;)
     
  3. iguana_tonante

    iguana_tonante Admiral Admiral

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    One thing is for certain: guys like to talk about their body hair.
     
  4. Revdkathy

    Revdkathy BobTheSkutter's wife Moderator

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    Just about perfect, I'd say. Though I haven't seen the carnage wrought by the hospital razor yet.
     
  5. auntiehill

    auntiehill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

    Shave and/or Nair it.
     
  6. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

    I let it grow naturally. I trim my facial hair every week or so, and my armpit hair and pubic hair from time to time, but other than that I let it do what it wants. Let it be announced to the board that I am a mammal, and glorify in my phylum!
     
  7. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    Do I detect a hint of reptilian jealousy? :p It's a mammal's world now, iguana!
     
  8. iguana_tonante

    iguana_tonante Admiral Admiral

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    Who wants hair, when you have spines!
     
  9. The Naughty List

    The Naughty List Working the Pole Moderator

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    Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

    One thread was more than enough, thank you. Let's see what happens when you merge two threads that both have polls in them...

    ETA (It eliminates the second poll).
     
  10. Yoda

    Yoda Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    More than I care for, given the style of our times. I'd have been hot shit in the 70s though.
     
  11. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    It's not something I like to talk about here. For me, it's something that people just have to come and see for themselves. :)
     
  12. auntiehill

    auntiehill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You are correct, sir. That is indeed the PERFECT amount. :bolian:
     
  13. scotpens

    scotpens Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

    Mammals comprise a class, actually. Phylum Chordata > subphylum Vertebrata > class Mammalia.

    Although there's nothing wrong with taking pride in being a vertebrate as well. It's good to have a spine!
     
  14. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

    D'oh! Thanks, that was stupid of me. I can't believe I flubbed that. I retract my claim to glory, and slink off to find another classification.

    I could be an arachnid, I suppose. Some of them are hairy. Appropriate to a Nasat, too.
     
  15. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    Moderately hairy. Though it took a while to "kick in". My feet are unusually hairy, My brother suspects Hobbit ancestry.
     
  16. iguana_tonante

    iguana_tonante Admiral Admiral

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    It's funny because, even in these days when the smooth look is more fashionable, Tom Selleck's manbush always elicits a few sighs from the ladies.

    Mammals Only.
     
  17. ManOnTheWave

    ManOnTheWave Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I have enough body hair to be unhappy about it, but at least I'm not Robin Williams. Poor bastard.
     
  18. auntiehill

    auntiehill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    That's because he's the right amount of "manly" to pull that look off. Not easily done. ;)
     
  19. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    If you shaved Robin Williams it'd take you about twelve hours to reach his skin. That's gotta be like hacking through the Congolese jungle with a machete.
     
  20. thestrangequark

    thestrangequark Admiral Admiral

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    I also have hairy feet and toes, which is odd since I hardly have any body hair at all -- even my leg hair grows fine and fair, like my arm hair. I like my hairy feet, I think they're cute. My mom is under 5 foot tall, and has loads of curly hair, so I think there is definitely some Hobbit on her side.

    Manbush?

    Anyway, there has indeed been poetry on the subject:
    -Steven Humphrey