Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Society

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  1. lurok

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

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  2. teacake

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    That hat is terrible, TERRIBLE.

    But there is a gun :D
     
  3. jespah

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    The hat - maybe it could be 'shopped out. Could it be replaced with a teacup, in keeping with this thread's overall theme?
     
  4. teacake

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    :guffaw:

    Yah and lets just put a giant crumpet on his chest, he'd love that.
     
  5. Serit

    Serit Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    How about a knitted tea cozy?

    D'oh, ladies, when will you learn that Dominic IS one big, crumpety, scrumptious sex kitten?!

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    ...mmm, poor baby... Forbes after having an intimate encounter of the alien preying mantis kind... y'know, there's a reason why it's said that "The female of the species is deadlier than the male!"


    DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY GOOD FORBES SCREENCAPS FROM "SPECIES: THE AWAKENING"?!
     
  6. Miss Lemon

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    Another pic from yummy Mr. Crumpet at DSTL:

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    I can't help you there, I'm afraid.
     
  7. Serit

    Serit Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Miss Lemon, our crumpety sex kitten is wearing too much clothing!
     
  8. Miss Lemon

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    I know, I know... But apparently he even wears clothes when bathing! :(

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  9. Serit

    Serit Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    Perhaps it's that nasty aquaphobia thing... maybe he needs hypnotherapy...
     
  10. teacake

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    You just want him to lie down on your couch and close his eyes.
     
  11. Serit

    Serit Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    You do realize I'm married, right? Not that it matters, but...
    ...oh, that would be just the start of what I'd want him to do! He'd start like this:
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    and he'd end up like this:

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    ...I wonder if we could get away calling him 'Fluffy'...

    ...you haven't been to Arch-Angels, have you? I should find that post...
     
  12. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    Arch-Angels?

    Oh and sorry if I crossed some line Serit.. though you seem to have crossed it with me :lol:
     
  13. Serit

    Serit Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    No, you haven't crossed any line! The only similarity with Dominic that my husband has is his eyes. Oh, and his ability to say "Fine." often...

    ...and I don't think I crossed any line with you... I don't think so, at least; now, with Dominic, hail yes, in a bloody Brit minute!
    You wrote:
    My hub also knows that if I were to attend a con without him, and Dominic was there... yeah, in a bloody Brit minute (always keep a few C notes in my brassiere to get Dom good 'n' drunk... then again, he's good all the time, drunk might be easier to have my wicked way with him...


    The reference to Arch-Angels is about a series of posts I made in 2009:


    That
    's what I was referring to on Arch-Angels...
    http://s14.zetaboards.com/wissaboos_board/topic/558655/21/

    ...no, no offense intended or lines intended to have been crossed...
     
  14. teacake

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    Oh I've never seen than board!

    So I guess your husband accompanies you to conventions at all times?
     
  15. Serit

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation–Tea and Big Gun Society

    Well, now that we're married, yeah, but more because he's the shuttlepod pilot.

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    Yes, we really do have the last flight-worthy U.S. space shuttle!!

    He flies, I navigate...

    ...why, yes, Tom Servo IS our co-pilot... :)
     
  16. Serit

    Serit Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    My hub and I are going to my mom's today (RI), so I'll leave you with an image and a thought:

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    The Sherlock Holmes movie in which Dominic starred was mostly lousy (imho), and the only good things in it were--in no order of importance--Dominic, Thorpe's suit of armour, the brass, steam-powered, fire-breathing, bullet-farting, FLYING dragon, and the reference to Spring-Heeled Jack...

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    So I've decided to take a whack at writing a Holmes & Watson pastiche (what fanfic gets called when it gets published), titled "Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of Spring-Heeled Jack." It has the usual mix of star-crossed hero and heroine, villian, shifty red herring characters, Mysroft's in this one (superficially), and perhaps an appearance by Her Majesty.

    I hope I can get my blouse and skirt cut out and have them sewn by 25 November, because my husband is taking me to see Boston Ballet's new production of "The Nutcracker"! Wish me luck!

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    ...Dominic has incredibly attractive ice-blue eyes...
     
  17. Miss Lemon

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    I like this picture very much... :mallory:

    You're going to see "The Nutcracker", how exciting! It's been ages since I've been to the ballet. Have lots of fun, Serit!
     
  18. teacake

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

    Not not not a fan of facial hair.

    MORE FOR YOU.
     
  19. Miss Lemon

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    Facial hair....? I only see his eyes!
     
  20. teacake

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    Re: Malcolm Reed/Dominic Keating Appreciation – Tea and Big Gun Societ

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