Lt. Kim

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  1. 2takesfrakes

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    Don't believe everything you read in the Tabloids ...
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    A snorkle run through the urethra?
     
  3. Melakon

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    The fetus just has to punch a hole into the guy's lung.
     
  4. Guy Gardener

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    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    I might have found the culprit.

    Obviously, I can't tell the difference between imaginary and reality anymore.
     
  5. dub

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    If 7 and Janeway had a daughter...

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    You DON'T want to see the version with 7 and Nicole Janeway...
     
  6. Melakon

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    If Harry had taken Seven up on her offer, what would the kid grow up to look like?
     
  7. R. Star

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    So their ghosts impregnated each other and conceived?
     
  8. bbjeg

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    It's sad that while reading this thread, I keep forgetting it's about Kim.

    That mash-up picture looks so familiar, though it may be due to being Seven and Janeway.
     
  9. teacake

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    And she will be named Phoebe, after Janeway's sister.

    Maybe Guy you got the idea from my grand plan for Kim to carry Janeway and 7's baby so they could both continue their important duties. Probably this was such an inspired idea that it just filtered into your brain as scientific fact.
     
  10. 2takesfrakes

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    7's Child! Oh, that poor girl ... she's homely as all hell!
     
  11. Lance

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    We could theorize that her promotions/demotions during their time in the DQ weren't worth the paper they were printed on, without the signed authorization in triplicate from people above her in Starfleet Command (which for obvious reasons she could not get). Ultimately the few times she kicked Paris in the butt he did always end up reverting to his original rank eventually, probably because she couldn't really demote him. So maybe she just figured it wasn't worth the hassle trying to promote Kim, even in a semi-temporary sense, because she knew a temporary promotion might not 'stick' when they got home anyway.

    Anything to get into Beverly's pants. :rommie:

    Seriously, I've always thought Wesley being given full Ensign was just plain dumb. It was the kind of thing Picard shouldn't have even had the authority to do (and if he did seek authority from his superiors for give Wes rank, then Wes shouldn't have been busted back to Cadet and sent to the academy). Sure, making Wesley an acting Ensign is easy, that's as simple as just giving an order and then telling his mommy to sew him some special jim-jams. But an official promotion into the full chain-of-command, even a 'field' promotion, would need to be done by-the-book.
     
  12. teacake

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    I don't care how smart Wesley is, he needs experience. Not just on a ship, at being alive.
     
  13. dub

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    Seven of Kim...

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  14. Lance

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    I'm sure Robin Lefler could have helped him out with that. ;)
     
  15. teacake

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    I am going to mate myself with Janeway and see what I get!!!!!
     
  16. dub

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    Post it!
     
  17. 2takesfrakes

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    Just like her father, Seven of Kim ain't ever getting laid ...
     
  18. Melakon

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    Thanks, dub! Now I need to gouge what's left of my eyes out.
     
  19. Pondwater

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    I want to see. And then I'll knit some booties. ;-)
     
  20. teacake

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    MY GOD I AM SO BEAUTIFUL

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    It's a good thing this tech did not exist on Voyager otherwise the entire crew would be falling over themselves to breed with Janeway. Her genes have a divinely transforming effect!!