i know it may be hard to see it, but entertaining the conversation at all IS cutting you slack. This is how it works. 1. You create the undersea volcano. 2. You use the windsock to directly distribute the steam to the upper atmosphere. 3. That steam then in some part is hit by cosmic rays and turns into 03. 4. Thus, we replace ozone. 5. Thus, global cooling. 6. Thus polar ice caps grow. 7. Thus sea level drops.