Looking for this song

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  1. Rulius

    Rulius Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Ok back sometime during the late 80s this song (sang to the tune of Venus, the Bananarama version) was on the radio..anyone know if its on the web somewhere?
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    He's Scotty

    He works on the Enterprise [Scotty: "Engineer Scott here."]
    Engineering is his game. [Scotty: "Main engines, full power."]
    It should come as no surprise [Scotty: "Prepare for warp drive."]
    "Scotty" is his name. [Scotty: "Full speed ahead, sir.]

    He's Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, sir?"]
    Yeah baby, he's Scotty. [Scotty: "If I do say so myself, the engines are purrin' like a kitten, sir."]
    Well, Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire
    Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal!

    Spock has little pointy ears
    Sulu never sounds Chinese [Sulu: "Hi there."]
    Alien girls love Captain Kirk [Alien Girl: "Please teach me: what is a kiss?"]
    Bones has gone berserk! [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"]

    Well Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, Sir?"]
    Yeah baby, where's Scotty? [Scotty: "I'm in the transporter room, Sir. Energizing now."]
    Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal
    Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire!

    [Scotty: "I've pushed her all the way, Sir!"]
    [Scotty: "I've got an hour of power at the most!"]
    [Scotty: "The matter/antimatter reactors are going into overload!"]
    [Scotty: "I can't change the laws of physics, Captain!"]

    Klingons ready to attack [Uhuru: "Hailing frequencies open, Captain."]
    Food supply is running short [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"]
    Kirk has gotta have warp drive [Chekhov: "Warp factor 2, Keptin."]
    Please engine room report! [Scotty: "Engineer Scott, here."]

    Well Scotty
    Yeah baby, he's Scotty.
    Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire
    Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal!

    Scotty was his name!

    [Scotty: "Full power, Sir -- let's punch a hole through 'er!"]
    [Scotty: "Get down and get funky, Captain."]
    [Scotty: "Jam on it, Sir."]
    [Scotty: "Aye, Sir!"]
     
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  3. Rulius

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