list of boyfriend rules

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  1. Zombie Knitter

    Zombie Knitter Knitting is logical Premium Member

    Apr 16, 2010
    Mary Ann: A Canuck in southwest England
    Actually, that's the most realistic list you could have. ;)
  2. Kestra

    Kestra Admiral Premium Member

    Jul 6, 2005
    My list is basically "Be a good person." Everything either follows from that or is negotiable.
  3. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

    Jun 28, 2010
    Gul Re'jal is suspecting she's on the wrong space
    The latter part would create a serious incompatibility between us ;)
  4. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

    Aug 23, 2001
    Land of Enchantment
    I'm quite surprised that, in the whole list, there's not one mention of cooties.

    While the list itself may not be very practical, the cuteness factor is off the charts.


    That's okay. These days good handwriting is overrated. This coming from someone who has exceptional handwriting.

    Sounds about right.
  5. Kemtrail

    Kemtrail Admiral Admiral

    Dec 23, 2004
    18/30 at best here :lol:
  6. thestrangledcorpse

    thestrangledcorpse Admiral Admiral

    Aug 8, 2006
    Brooklyn thestrangequark
    The list is half in jest. It's up to him to figure out which half is which.
  7. iguana_tonante

    iguana_tonante Admiral Admiral

    Sep 15, 2006
    Italy, EU
    My jesting half is always the bottom half.

    Why? What did I say? :shifty:
  8. MacLeod

    MacLeod Admiral Admiral

    Mar 8, 2001
    Great Britain
    You know if i had a partner, I don't think I would mind if she earned more than me. We are after all supposed to be living in the 21st century.
  9. sidious618

    sidious618 Admiral Admiral

    Feb 21, 2005
    I have a few more likes than that, but in general I tend to agree. I used to be a lot more picky, but that didn't really help me find someone; it just made me unpleasantly judgmental. :lol: I still am, of course, but to a lesser extent. ;)
  10. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

    Jun 12, 2001
    comments 2 my butt
    I don't have a list. I think I am pretty easy to get along with, my reputation here notwithstanding. :lol:
  11. teacock

    teacock Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Jan 20, 2007
    inside teacake
    Obviously the cats are the most important.

    If I was dating and a man told me he "hated" cats (people do say this) I would get up and walk out. Indifference, okay. Prefer dogs, okay. Hate cats? No.
  12. sidious618

    sidious618 Admiral Admiral

    Feb 21, 2005
    I hate cats. They hate me, too.
  13. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

    Oct 31, 2004
    Be awesome. That is all. :)
  14. Gov Karnstein

    Gov Karnstein Admiral Admiral

    Mar 23, 2004
    Gov Kodos on Mohammed's Radio, WZVN Boston
    I've seen that Mythbusters where Kari did the pretty girls don't fart myth. Embrace the gas.

  15. He Who Must Not Be Named

    He Who Must Not Be Named We'll Build A Wall & Make The Muggles Pay For It Moderator

    Jul 5, 2004
    Locutus of Bored
    I was doing well right up until you listed that one requirement, and then I was out.
  16. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    May 1, 2011
    milky way, outer spiral arm, Sol 3
    well, there's always room for improovement. ;)

    Also, having a perfect mate might backfire by making oneself feel imperfect.
    you don't happen to have a younger brother or a spare clone, do you? *plugs in halo*

    I'm propably as picky as the girls. Here are my 10 commandments for BFs (not sorted by importance) :

    1) has perfect manners under all circumstances
    2) respects everyone
    3) has a decent income and ideally a house with garden in a quiet area (I must think of my old age, after all!)
    4) needn't share my political views but must by no means be right-wing (that's a conditio sine qua non!)
    5) must be a non-smoker
    6) should not drink alcohol (at least not so much that he gets drunk)
    7) must be friendly to animals
    8) must be intelligent
    9) should act environmentally friendly
    10) must be honest (no white lies!)
  17. teacock

    teacock Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Jan 20, 2007
    inside teacake
    Don't give a shit..
    Nope, some people don't deserve respect (racists etc..)
    I have my own house so I don't care but I can see how this might be a strong preference for some. However "quiet area" is not my thing.
    Totally agree.
    I don't care, but if you do smoke do it outside kthx.
    Don't care, but please don't be either an alcoholic or an AA devotee.
    NO irrational domestic pet hatreds.
    Don't give a shit about this.
    Yeah. No spin, no bs, no soft sell, hard sell, any sell. Bald is beautiful baby.
  18. RJDemonicus

    RJDemonicus Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

    Jun 11, 2003
    RJDiogenes of Boston
    Wow, just like "RJDiogenes." :rommie:

    "They say it's wrong to generalize, but it's something I really enjoy." :rommie:

    All circumstances... except when I'm alone.

    Well, I respect everyone's Rights, but individual respect has to be earned.

    In good financial shape, but currently residing in the city; the intention, though, is to move to the country upon retirement.

    I'm about as far from Right Wing as it gets. I'm also about as far from Left Wing as it gets. :rommie:

    Oh, yes.

    I do enjoy the occasional Twisted Tea.

    I love animals. :adore:

    Me so smart.

    I'm even biodegradable.

    I would never, ever, ever tell a lie to spare someone's feelings. :angel:
  19. Emher

    Emher Admiral Admiral

    Jan 1, 2003
    Todays Trek BBS top tip: matches. One thing we learned when me, my brother and my cousin where all three bachelors with not the best eating habits in the world (mine and bros habits have since considerably improved) living together, we sort of realized that it was inevitable that someone would let one off when we where hanging out on evenings in front of the TV. Hence, we learned to keep matches on the table. Whenever someone expelled some gas, he'd light a match and then extinguish it a moment later to cover the smell. Works wonders and saves your nose.

    I'll probably do a list tomorrow, just for the hell of it.
  20. Tora Ziyal

    Tora Ziyal Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Feb 27, 2010
    I thought that was a pretty good list, given the ages of the writers!

    My own list would be:

    kind to humans and animals
    respects others
    not right-wing politically
    good hygiene
    no smoking, no recreational drugs, minimal alcohol

    Speaking as one who has actually heard your voice in real lifeā€¦ there is nothing wrong with it!
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