list of boyfriend rules

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  1. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Oh good. I am super happy for you :D
     
  2. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    My grandmother used to can her own sauerkraut. I once ate an entire mason jar of it, which was a bad idea, but so delicious. :D
     
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    Oh wow I bet that was wonderful. I have never sauerkraut though I've made kimchi a few times and that turned out fantastic.
     
  4. Coloratura

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    She was the best. She, and my grandfather, lived on a farm in Kentucky. They grew and canned their own vegetables. Every year we could look forward to mason jars of pickled food: sauerkraut, beets, onions, and of course, pickles themselves. I miss my grandparents, and I miss that sauerkraut. No one else in my family even comes close to making it the same way.
     
  5. teacake

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    I've thought about making my own pickles. They would not last long :lol:

    You should try making the sauerkrat J.!
     
  6. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    I've thought about it. You know what? I think I will.
     
  7. teacake

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    You can just make a couple jars, see how it goes. Sometimes I'm just looking at fruit and get some idea in my head and bam, boiling and bottleing it into something. Doesn't matter if it's just enough for one jar.

    How long does it ferment for?
     
  8. Coloratura

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    3 days, though some people I've asked said 4 to 5 is best.
     
  9. teacake

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    Oh! I know you can ferment kimchi for like a couple of years! Days, that's great, you will taste your success without sweating over it :lol:

    I'd make two basic jars and add something to the second that appeals.
     
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    Pheeew, that's a big relief! For a moment you almost scared me. Don't do that again, please. My heart isn't as good as it used to be :p

    surely you meant supper-happy :D

    Beware the homemade kimchi! My bother makes it and once a jar exploded. A very messy and smelly affair.


    Maybe we should add "must be a good cook" to the BF rules list :)
     
  11. Locutus of Bored

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    GalaxyX posted the Photoshopped pic, not me. :p
     
  12. GalaxyX

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    Thestrangequark's post about having sex 2 hours after her first kiss reminded me of that picture.

    I thought most people knew it was a photoshop. You can clearly tell where the words were pasted onto the original pic.

    I howled the first time I saw it though.
     
  13. thestrangequark

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    How flattering.

    ;)

    Besides, statistically I fuck on the second date!
     
  14. GalaxyX

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    Lol well don't take this the wrong way, but all a girl has to do so have sex is open her legs ;)
     
  15. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Norf Remembers Moderator

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    Classy as always.
     
  16. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    Oh...mmm.. no.
     
  17. GalaxyX

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    Please explain.
     
  18. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    Well, I can explain, but I'm not doing it in this thread, and why have me explain when the best perspective would be from a woman? You know, the person who isn't just a pair of legs for sex?
     
  19. GalaxyX

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    When did I say a woman is just a pair of legs? All I meant by my post is that is extremely easy for women to have sex if they so choose to.

    Unless the woman is really really unnatractive, she can pretty much solicit sex from an online trading post like Craigslist, and she will get 200+ candidates to choose from.

    A guy has to work at being way above average to get a chance, and most women expect a lot from a guy, physically, mentally and financially to allow that man to have sex with her.

    Well, I suppose it's easy for a guy to get layed too if he pays for sex.
     
  20. Coloratura

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    You're making my brain hurt.

    ETA: Let me say this, maybe I can clear it up for you, just a bit: Surprising as it may seem, as openly sexual as I am on this board, I have standards myself, as a male. That's right, I'm not going to just solicit sex from anyone. Imagine that! Your issue here, is that you are stereotyping men and women. Men are the sad, lonely, sex starved dregs, while women are the masters who hold the keys to sextopia. It's not really like that. Don't believe the movies, or television, or popular media in general. Women are human beings just like everyone else. This means they have insecurities, weaknesses, doubts, and fears, just like any other person.
     
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