list of boyfriend rules

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  1. Kemaiku

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    It wasn't me. :whistle:
     
  2. teacake

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    That reads REALLY badly when you don't read the previous posts :lol:
     
  3. Zulu Romeo

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    I have no idea. But it sounds fun.
     
  4. Coloratura

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    Hey, I never said how I got the blood.



    ...Oh. Ew. :lol:
     
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    'Tis naught but good, clean fun, m'lady.

    Except for J.

    There's no way of telling how he acquired the blood of chambermaids. (But I secretly kinda wanna know.)
     
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    They THREW it at him. In uhh.. adoration.
     
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    It contains 9 essential vitamins and minerals.
     
  10. Emher

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    In all honesty, if J. is the definition of dirty fun, the world is not that bad off :)
     
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    Quite frankly, we'd be in hellagood shape! :D
     
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    J's working his rainbow magic on a thread again. Makes me feel all soft and gooey inside. Or that could just be my liver.
     
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  14. Sector 7

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    Sorry I haven't been around lately to respond. Mom has been in the hospital... 3 heart attacks in 2 months.

    Since the OT was about "boyfriend rules", I listed mine.
    I know my views may be old-fashioned. As a widower who lost his soul mate to a distracted driver, I tend to compare future mates to the high standards we shared. Why would I want someone who is not compatible?

    IDIC is more than GR's commercial gimmick. It means 3 things:
    1 -"Can't we all just get along?"
    2 -"Live and let live."
    3 -We are all different, yet together we are complete.

    I don't dislike you based upon the standards you set. Please don't dislike me for mine. :techman:

    BTW, while drifting off topic, I think you stumbled into hilarity! :rommie:
     
  15. Kemaiku

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    Plenty of people in the past kissed without having sex at the end of a date, so that really still doesn't make sense.
     
  16. TremblingBluStar

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    My current girlfriend and I kissed on our first date. A lot! It lasted 10 hours, the last few of which was spent in her car watching Trigun waiting for her sister to arrive by bus.

    We didn't have sex for months.
     
  17. Kemaiku

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    Exactly, most everyone kisses on the first date. And pretty much always have.
     
  18. Coloratura

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    I remember my high school years where I dated one of the most conservative Christian girls in the entire school (not a fundamentalist, just conservative), and we kissed at the end of our first date. She was very sweet, and oh so very smart. I still feel a pang of sadness that it didn't work out.
     
  19. Kestra

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    When I started dating again I said very bluntly that there wouldn't be any kissing at the end of the date. I was willing to do other things before kissing, really.
     
  20. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Must...not...ask J for her number...MUST...NOT...
     
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