Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan forever

Discussion in 'Web Sites/Design' started by Collingwood Nick, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. Collingwood Nick

    Collingwood Nick Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I love those facebook memes! :rommie:

    So, I'm building myself a personal home page on the world wide web, and I'd like some assistance. I want my home page to be as old school 1990s as possible.

    This is what I've got so far

    http://www.deakin.edu.au/~nsifniot (you'll have to accept the uni's t&c to proceed to it ...)

    You'll notice my interesting colour scheme, obnoxious banner, classy hit counter on the bottom, and even a guestbook that doesn't mask your email addresses.

    Are there any other elements that I have forgotten about? How can I make my website more 90s?

    Maybe an 'email the sysop' link with an animated envelope logo, lol
     
  2. Melakon

    Melakon Admiral Admiral

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    Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

    Needs lots more blinking ASCII text characters.
    And clashing colors.
    And it needs to be harder to read text against the background due to poor color choices.
     
  3. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

    If you want people to look at your site, you might try an alternative subject than getting raped by satan. :rolleyes:
     
  4. Collingwood Nick

    Collingwood Nick Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

    That's only if you ignore my thread :techman:
     
  5. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

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    Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

    No animated background? Worst '90s site ever.
     
  6. TheMorrigan

    TheMorrigan Ensign Newbie

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    Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

    The snow? I don't see any snow or blinky flashy neon colors. You really need a black background. I don't remember anything not having a black background. I also don't remember tables having proper backgrounds.
     
  7. Collingwood Nick

    Collingwood Nick Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

    I knew I could count on my TBBS homies to come up with some good ideas
     
  8. Ancient Mariner

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    Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

    Moar anamashuns!
     
  9. mari

    mari Captain Captain

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    Re: Like, share, comment for kittens, ignore to be raped by satan fore

    Make sure your nav background is red, so it's blue on red, which is easily the worst color combo possible for human eyeballs. And yes, MOAR BLINKY TEXTS.