Let me get this straight: Hogan

Discussion in 'Voyager' started by Kup1986, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It didn't eat people as in chew them up and devour them. It sucked them dry. I think we are looking for actual devouring with chewing and stuff.

    And yes, that is NuKirk's penis rock. In urn form.
     
  2. Greg Cox

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    Nope. McCoy got stabbed by a knight, but he got better.

    You'd think that some redshirt would've been eaten by a giant space-shark by now, but I'm not thinking of anything . . ..
     
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  3. Tiberius

    Tiberius Commodore Commodore

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    Sounds like you know quite a bit about this. Please, tell us more... :rofl:
     
  4. Guy Gardener

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    How you do this is a stylistic choice, but remember above all else that after you finish, you can't just assume you've cleaned your self up with a wipe down. Brush your teeth and and inspect in the mirror for shit on your nose.
     
  5. teacake

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    TOO MUCH!!! Eating an english muffin!!!!
     
  6. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    HoGAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! :scream:

    Hit it.
     
  7. teacake

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    You please me MLB.
     
  8. Tiberius

    Tiberius Commodore Commodore

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    What's her name?
     
  9. teacake

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    Aldi.
     
  10. Bry_Sinclair

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    I thought he blew up from phaser fire?

    Believe me, its far more enjoyable and interesting to experiment rather than just talk about :bolian:

    Anyways, I really liked Hogan. He seemed like a decent enough character who was yet again killed off for no real reason. Why not have a nameless extra be gobbled up by the worm?

    Plus he was very cute.
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    When they started shooting Remick, he wasn't as sturdy as a human being who hadn't been excavted and hollowed out, cracks formed, they saw thousands of bugs inside him, so opted for complete disintegration because they're racist.
     
  12. teacake

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    [​IMG]

    This is going well with my toast and coffee.
     
  13. BirdInJetstream

    BirdInJetstream Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    GSnail Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    I've never seen that before.

    Are those... flowers?
     
  15. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    They are evil amoeba alien things. Eating him and possessing him from the inside. There are even grosser pictures than that.
     
  16. chrinFinity

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    Okay. You have yet to post *anything* that does not in some way offend me.

    Not really complaining, just sort of.. making an observation. I guess.
     
  17. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You're offended that analingus exists, or that I reminded you that analingus exists, or you're annoyed that I'm pretending that analingus exists, or you're annoyed that men are daring to mock the light hearted yet dominant iron monopoly of cunnilingus? I apologise for the sheer gall of men, especially straight men, with the unflattering presumption that anyone given a choice wouldn't pick a pretty little flower over a stinky bung hole maw poopshoot to tickle with thier tounge.

    Men are just stoopid sometimes.
     
  18. teacake

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    Iron?
     
  19. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    If a lad complains about going down, no matter how innocently or slightly, he's sleeping on the couch for a month.

    The new world order.

    We can argue about pussy confidence versus vaginal hubris all night long long, but when it comes right down to it, that thing might as well have teeth and frothing with rabies to sensibly deter one of us from taking a stand against it, for all the fear and loathing it generates, no matter how justified.

    It's all about marketing.

    Either will put a bad taste in your mouth, but one is mandatory and the other is once a year after you've done something above the call of duty like cleaning out the garage with out having a shoe thrown at you first.
     
  20. teacake

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    Why would anyone complain?

    There was that Woody Allen jaw jest but..