Let me get this straight: Hogan

Discussion in 'Voyager' started by Kup1986, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. Kup1986

    Kup1986 Ensign Newbie

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    Didn't really watch Voyager, and most of what I know comes from Memory Alpha readings.

    So, let me get this straight: Hogan gets eaten in Basics Pt 2?

    Is this the first (only) incident of a Trek character getting devoured?
     
  2. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It was Neelix's fault.
     
  3. R. Star

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    I blame Neelix more for not getting eaten with him... though my luck the lizard worm thing would've spat him out and eaten Hogan anyway.
     
  4. Guy Gardener

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    Well Hogan obviously shaved his chest, so it's also his own fault for going down so easily.
     
  5. teacake

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    Are you implying he was some kind of slut?!
     
  6. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Going down the snakes throat so easily when it ate him.

    Is everything about sex with you?
     
  7. teacake

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    I'm on the train, I've got a full phone battery and I'm wearing sunglasses.
     
  8. Tiberius

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    And riding public transport makes you think of sex?

    Many attractive passengers?
     
  9. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Trains going into tunnels.

    Classic symbolism.

    Kathryn must feel like an idiot for not picking up an extra Hogan in Deadlock.
     
  10. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I apologize for my crassness. I was amusing myself while crushed into a crowd of teenagers wearing antennae hats and holding oversized toys (it's the melbourne show, the second worst time to travel on the train). I could blame it on difficult phone editing encouraging me to post the first thing that comes into my head except really, that's what I usually do :rolleyes:
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    Gods, I must be desensitized.

    When were you crass?
     
  12. teacake

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    Hogan is dead. EATEN.

    Not a time for double entendre.
     
  13. lurok

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  14. teacake

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    As to the OP's question.. well was he? The only person in Trek to be eaten by a creature, a real creature not a pulsating light entity. I don't think Yar counts as that oil slick was still too weird ass to be an animal.

    Didn't someone get eaten in Shore Leave?
     
  15. Timo

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    Does eaten from the inside count? Dexter Remmick went that way some time before "Conspiracy".

    Timo Saloniemi
     
  16. Guy Gardener

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    Tuvok thought there was an invisible monster eating children once.

    Not even close.

    They just barely had the budget for big space beasties that would consume our heroes totally, rather than just suck out the salt, genius creativity, moisture or red blood cells.
     
  17. Tiberius

    Tiberius Commodore Commodore

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    Poor Hogan was eaten inside the cave. If he'd been a bit further from the cave, he'd have been eaten out...

    Now if only Hogan had been a woman that joke would work better...
     
  18. Guy Gardener

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    Felching.

    Anilingus

    Ass to mouth

    Tossing the salad.

    Lads can be eaten out easily.
     
  19. teacake

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    Okay so I misremembered Shore Leave and apparently every other wild animal attacking Star Trek memory I had was also an illusion created by powerful beings to terrify the puny humans.

    Could this be Hogan's claim to Star Trek fame?

    (Guy I hadn't heard that word felching in years, I remember when it was all the rage to mention it on mailing lists of yore so hapless folk would look it up :guffaw: )
     
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  20. DonIago

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    The salt vampire ate people.

    That urn looks like a penis rock.