Klingon Dating

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by CommanderRyan, May 11, 2013.

  1. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Yeah but they would still have financial and children settlements to deal with.
     
  2. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Klingons do not dirty themselves with fiances... as for the children... they fight, loser has to raise the kids. :p
     
  3. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    That's gotta be extremely rare. Remember how Worf once said that "Earth females are too fragile" and thus wouldn't even consider them? Klingon women probably say the same about Earth men. John Torres must be stronger than he looks, else he would have never got Miral to notice him.
     
  4. Timo

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    Oh, I dunno. If the crowning achievement of Klingon lovemaking is causing noticeable pain and injury to the partner, rather than suffering it oneself, "easy" humans might be attractive as hell.

    Timo Saloniemi
     
  5. Lt. Cheka Wey

    Lt. Cheka Wey Commander

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    I am pretty sure there is specialised equipent for humans if they wan't to have sex with a klingon. Something to rotect the hips and even the face.
     
  6. T'Girl

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    You still would have to deal with scratches, bite marks and the occasional rope burn.


    :)
     
  7. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Don't forget Neelix let a Klingon woman have her way with him. He seemed very invigorated by the experience. And he was a little pudding person.
     
  8. The Wormhole

    The Wormhole Admiral Admiral

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    I believe that conversation continued like this:
    "There are some women on this ship who might find you a bit...tame."
    "HAHAHAHA! Impossible!"
    "You never know until you try."
    "Then I will never know."
     
  9. R. Star

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    Gives a whole new meaning to using protection.
     
  10. CommanderRyan

    CommanderRyan Ensign Red Shirt

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    Is it possible to change the title of this thread to klingon culture? Because I kind of want this thread to be more then just about klingon dating or mating habits. or is there another thread like what I am refering to already in existence?
     
  11. T'Girl

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    ^^^ You only have eleven posts so far, so I'm not sure if you can, but had you considered creating your own thread?


    :)
     
  12. teacake

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    Yes start your own thread and put plenty of content in the first post, your own ideas.

    What you don't want to do is start a thread where the first post says, "klingons, what up".