Jennifer Lien Was Arrested in July???

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Ro_Laren, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    If any one is humming it's the bloke.

    Remember "Why do they call her Lassie?"

    (And never underestimate how well a young David Attenborough can wear a pair of short shorts.)

    Maybe it's a location thing?

    A blowjob inside a humvee is called a hummer.

    And then quickly both blowjobs and humvees became hummers together.
     
  2. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Trouble at the old mill?

    GODDAMN it I resist googling this stuff but in the end I'm at gunpoint.
     
  3. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It's a type of mill.
     
  4. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Okay I have looked it up and it seems it is as dull as I suspected.

    Unless AskMen.com is keeping something under wraps.
     
  5. Melakon

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    For the humming business, just play the... instrument... like a kazoo.
     
  6. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    But WHY?

    I can think of better things to do.
     
  7. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Maybe it's because penis' are humdrum?

    What did ask men say?
     
  8. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It said..

    [LEFT]A "hummer" can be performed on both the male and female genitalia. In essence, while performing oral sex on your partner, you, well, you hum -- either a song or simply enough, you just hum. This produces a light, constant vibration that is believed to enhance the oral sex experience. Hope that helps.
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  9. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The "a song" part particularly cracked me up.

    Really the parodies are endless.
     
  10. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I already ruminated about your personal extended history with cello vibrations.

    People vibrations would seem trite.
     
  11. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    If the term which I'm googling is actually an analogy I'm in.

    But if it is literal I stand by my assessment that it's a bit of a waste of time, a gimmick really.
     
  12. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm watching the last episode of "Switch" a six part English version of Charmed.

    I saw a half naked Alyssa Milano boink (simulated obviously) Christian Slater on a TOS swivelly command chair yesterday.

    One of these things is awesome, the other is a turd.
     
  13. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You don't like those chairs?

    They do need cup holders.
     
  14. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I don't trust myself with cups.
     
  15. LOKAI of CHERON

    LOKAI of CHERON Commodore Commodore

    Well, along with TOS, it's on daily in the UK at least - on CBS Action. In fact, season five's "Counterpoint" is airing as I type!
     
  16. bbailey861

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    It is also running daily on 'Space' channel in Canada.
     
  17. Sindatur

    Sindatur The Grey Owl Wizard Premium Member

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    I thought it was actually pretty decent. All it lacked was a Leading man prescence

    Are you suggesting a guest starring role to give us Harry/Malcolm 'shipping?
     
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  18. exodus

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    I don't know how factual it is but I've been under the impression Trek is more appreciated in Europe than it is here in the States.
     
  19. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It's because they are all socialists.
     
  20. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You know Teacake, they probably think of us as Europeans, before they try to fathom what an Antipodean is.
     
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