Janeway returning to Trek Lit? (Possible Spoilers)

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  1. teacake

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    Recovery would not be a problem as Harry Kim would be carrying Janeway and 7's baby. That way they do not have to miss a day of work or fleet leading.
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    How does the kid get out?

    Bumhole or Xenomorph style ripping out through the stomach?

    Kim doesn't deserve transporter extraction.

    It totally robs the child of the joy of natural childbirth.

    Naomi wouldn't have been so wet behind the ears if she hadn't taken the easy way out.
     
  3. teacake

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    A holo vagina will be involved. Birth will take place on holo earth, to comfort Kim in the trials of labor. His mother will hold his hand. 7 will tell him stories of "when I was ripped from my maturation chamber" to help him cope with the pain.

    When Phoebe's first cry is heard there won't be a dry eye in the birthing suite.
     
  4. Guy Gardener

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    when you say hole vagina instead of whole vagina, i immediately flip the words to vagina hole and then think of Bugs Bunny/Road Runner and their portable holes.

    Does the doctor have portable holes he can just slap on men for any old reason?

    Sorry.

    Should clean my screen.

    'holo" vagina.

    Well, if it was good enough for Tuvok's ponn far.
     
  5. teacake

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    EXACTLY.

    People die of gunshot wounds in holo programs you know. It's the same principle.
     
  6. Deranged Nasat

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    So, teacake, what happens to the sehlats? If the true devotees can leave the compound and rejoin Trek Lit civilization, what happens to them? I hope they'll be going to good homes. Or will they be retained as an honour guard for the triumphant return? ;)
     
  7. Deranged Nasat

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    Yes, I stopped using Amazon not too long ago. KingDaniel, I'd recommend the Book Depository; they've been excellent so far.
     
  8. Guy Gardener

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    So riddle me this, in First Contact did Picard riddle that Borg with bullet holes or did Picard riddle that Drone with holovaginas?
     
  9. Deranged Nasat

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    What's the catch?
     
  10. teacake

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    Do you want one Deranged?
     
  11. teacake

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    That's what we never wanted you to figure out.

    *sigh*

    Well, it potentially ramps up the allure.
     
  12. teacake

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    The litter trays.

    I hope you have a spare football field.
     
  13. Guy Gardener

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    Fuck me, but that looks like time travel.
     
  14. teacake

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    Well he is deranged.
     
  15. Guy Gardener

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    The next step up the ramp is to riddle the bugger with diddles.
     
  16. Deranged Nasat

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    Oops. The Continuum won't be pleased with me. "limit yourself to primitive linear perspectives during your time among them, Nasat...."
     
  17. teacake

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    Of course Picard didn't stop at bullets. He's a Melville fan so harpoons are on the agenda.
     
  18. teacake

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    Never mind, we will NEVER tell them. Just pretend it's our primitive typing skills.
     
  19. KimMH

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    I feel guilty about all you readers who are still waiting for your copies. It utterly rocked. I have a little suggestion, buy Kirsten Beyers Children of the Storm -the Voy book that precedes this one to get some backstory - it's still in some bookstores. Even better, buy and read them all. increased book sales will make S & S notice and ensure that Beyers - who is obviously a true Janeway's fan herself, will be allowed to continue to write the Voy books. I have really enjoyed her treatment of the relaunch and hope she stays with the franchise a long long time.
     
  20. teacake

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    I bought them both from bookdepository.co.uk, very cheap! Hopefully this registers as increased sales :D Haven't gotten them yet though.