I've lost intrest in sex.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Jayson, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. Asbo Zaprudder

    Asbo Zaprudder Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Especially as the other passengers were starting to complain.
     
  2. TremblingBluStar

    TremblingBluStar Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I'm there with ya Jayson!

    Well, not totally there. I don't have the same interest in sex I used to. But in my case it's more due to a number of factors, such as being depressed and on anti-depressants.

    Oh, and I need to get into better shape. Not in bad shape per se, but I don't work out everyday like I used to.
     
  3. scotpens

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    My first thought is, “Those boobs must really be theirs — after all, they probably paid for them.”
     
  4. Yeoman Randi

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    :lol:

    :lol: Smoothie, i seriously love you!


    Clearly you haven't been here very long. :lol:

    It does help. But, as we have recently discovered, the women in your state are in desperate need of a cat scan.


    Ah Jayson. It's so good to have you back. It's threads like this one that totally make my day. :bolian:
     
  5. Squiggy

    Squiggy FrozenToad Premium Member

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    You love smooth genitals?
     
  6. JRS

    JRS Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Sorry to burst your bubble, but both of these ladies actually have real boobs, amazing but it is the truth:techman:
    The brunette is called Lucy Pinder and the blonde Michelle Marsh..both are British(I think) and very busty:cool:
    I hope that helps.
     
  7. Coloratura

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    More than you know, JRS.
    More than you know.

    Actually, while I do get terribly depressed, my sex drive has never been anything less than ridiculously overpowered. So there's something... I guess.
    Kind of a curse if you think about it. Overpowered sex drive, and little to no sex.

    Dammit!
     
  8. Sean Aaron

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    I hear the library is a good place to meet people.
     
  9. SPCTRE

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    @OP: I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told that guy who kept talking about his "manifest destiny": You should see a doctor about that.
     
  10. SmoothieX

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    :lol: Smoothie, i seriously love you!
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    Thanks, I've devoted my life to the art of raunchy, off color one liners.
     
  11. FPAlpha

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    The blonde one has a similar face to a friend of mine.. if i had thoughts about her like that her bf would.. laugh it off i think (being a very close friend of mine and knowing i'd probably fold him up in a straight up fight :p).

    Jayson.. i've recently started to watch Modern Family.. two words. Sofia Vergara.

    If she doesn't get your motor running then seek professional help.. honest to god, i mostly can't remember her scenes when she's on. She's way too hot for anything.. just too distracting. :drool:
     
  12. TremblingBluStar

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    Thanks for letting me know. For me, at least, British accented ladies = instant boner killer! :)
     
  13. sidious618

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    :wtf: Why?
     
  14. Chemahkuu

    Chemahkuu Admiral Admiral

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    I'm British so I don't have much choice but still, we have some great accents, whats the problem?
     
  15. Sean Aaron

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    I find Scottish ladies to have quite alluring accents myself - or is this another case where British = English?
     
  16. Darth Duck

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    Amen. I dated a Scottish lass for a while. She'd been in Canada too long, very little of her Scottishness shined through, vocally, at any rate.
     
  17. TremblingBluStar

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    No problem. Just a personal preference that is probably due to deep childhood trauma I have yet to identify.

    If it helps, I'd take a British accent over a New York or Boston accent any day! :)
     
  18. SmoothieX

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    Most well educated, well travelled types don't have much of an accent. I despise both the Boston and NY versions.

    I am stuck with Tommy Boy from Southie here, and got to experience the sheer delight of Tony from Yonkers while visiting my Mom over the weekend. Other than regional slang, (sneakers vs. tennis shoes, for example) you can tell my wife and I are from the good old US, but that's about it.
     
  19. Sean Aaron

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    Having spent most of my life in California, my English is naturally unaccented. However I do like that old-timey American South way of talking. Mercy!
     
  20. scotpens

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    Well, I must say they make a cute foursome.
     

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