I've lost intrest in sex.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Jayson, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    Jayson was never banned. I don't think he's ever even had a Warning. He just went his own way for a while.

    This is true, although the scarf is optional, thank goodness. :mallory:
     
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  2. iguana_tonante

    iguana_tonante Admiral Admiral

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    Hanging out in a cafè is good; having absinthe is better. Instead of sunglasses, I suggest black-rimmed glasses, tho: they let people see your sexy bags under the eyes.

    Well, except in winter.

    Also, I like scarves. And hats. Ohmygod I'm a hipster! :eek:
     
  3. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    Hm. Absinthe is illegal here, so I may have to make do with something else. Zima's still popular, right? :lol:

    Oh, and for the record, I love hats.
     
  4. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    The scarf also helps if she's a Doctor Who fan. I'll skip the dark glasses, though, because my baby blues are my most attractive feature-- well, my only attractive feature. :rommie:
     
  5. Sean Aaron

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    Last time I got drunk was on Zima - they still make that? Alcohol poisoning from an alco-pop was a lot of fun...not.

    And hats rule!
     
  6. iguana_tonante

    iguana_tonante Admiral Admiral

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    Funny, absinthe here is legal since 1992, and even before that the ban (itself an anachronistic remnant of the early XX century craze) was rarely enforced. I had to google Zima, and from what I've read it doesn't sound very attractive to my tastes. But I don't like alcopop in general.
     
  7. Chemahkuu

    Chemahkuu Admiral Admiral

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    Jeez, still? I've got two 70cl bottles recently delivered, "La Fee" and "Clandestine" and enjoying both.
     
  8. Alidar Jarok

    Alidar Jarok Everything in moderation but moderation Moderator

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu2Dsnvk6M0[/yt]
     
  9. LitmusDragon

    LitmusDragon Commodore Commodore

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    I'm starting to think I need to get back in a band again. The only time I had sex regularly (or, at all for that matter) was when I was in bands.
     
  10. The Mirrorball Man

    The Mirrorball Man Vice Admiral Admiral

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    You are a man of excellent taste.
     
  11. BillJ

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    Not me.

    Turn forty on Monday and I'm always horny as a toad. Poor wife :lol:
     
  12. Kestra

    Kestra Admiral Premium Member

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    I thought they changed the laws about Absinthe recently.
     
  13. Chemahkuu

    Chemahkuu Admiral Admiral

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    I'm enjoying a small glass of the blanche right now, makes for such a mellow evening.
     
  14. Neutral Zone

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    Age has nohing to do with it, I reached 54 this year and we still enjoy the bedroom games. :)
     
  15. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    Yes and no. Absinthe as it's produced in other countries is still illegal, though you can get your hands on it via import. In the U.S., Absinthe can be produced if the product (I forgot it's name) made by wormwood is removed and it gets approved by the FDA.
     
  16. Chemahkuu

    Chemahkuu Admiral Admiral

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    That sucks, I can order any amount I want, and about 15 different makes.
     
  17. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    We're just weird here in the U.S. about some things. We have women in tight shorts cavort in front of cameras during football games, but we denounce nudity on TV as immoral and fight it for the children, and in the same vein we'll let children see a bloodied, dead body after it's been shot a dozen times and stabbed, but we won't let them hear swear words. We talk about getting your ass wasted on beer, wine, whisky and such, but our "war on drugs" counts marijuana as one of it's targets. So go figure.
     
  18. Chemahkuu

    Chemahkuu Admiral Admiral

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    Well yeah, that is weird, thankfully I'm in the United K...oh.
     
  19. The Mirrorball Man

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    I know the guy who makes La Clandestine. He lives around here.
     
  20. Stephen!

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    Not that that's a bad thing. Usually feels better to give it a break for a few days.