Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by The Overlord, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    No, my PETA relatives would stop sending me xmas gifts if that got out.
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    Frying eggs pisses off the Petans.

    Wouldn't it be great if Veganism really did give you super powers?
     
  3. teacake

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    I would never give up cheese for super powers.
     
  4. teacake

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    Also, here are Neelix's feet:

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    Do these look survivalist feet?
     
  5. Guy Gardener

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    That is a ridiculous picture of his feet.

    You can't see his 6th toe, or his secret penis.
     
  6. teacake

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    I thought one of the toes was his secret penis.
     
  7. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Well that's true of all men.

    If there's an accident with a mechanical rice picking machine, we need something to surgically attach down there.
     
  8. Lord Manitou

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    And wouldn't Teacake notice all 12000 square millimeters of surface area? His last toe is his almost as big as his first toe- is this an indication.
     
  9. R. Star

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    Not all species keep their gentials in the same place?

    So if Neelix says he wants to shove his foot up your ass, he's really coming on to you? Wow... no wonder he's so annoying. People probably say that to him all the time and he can't figure out they're angry at him. :p
     
  10. teacake

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    They are still not as bad as Phlox's toes.
     
  11. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    That's not his last toe.

    He has six toes on each foot.

    (Seriously)

    There's another toe hidden under that masseuses massaging hand in the picture Teacake found.
     
  12. teacake

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    Memory Alpha doesn't say anything about toe numbers but it does have this gem I had somehow never absorbed about Talaxians:

    Please tell me that Janeway never put her hand on Neelix's face in that motherly gesture of hers.
     
  13. Guy Gardener

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    I always thought he had a layer of velvet above his skin.

    That's all hair. Not flesh.
     
  14. R. Star

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    Yeah, an alien fruit vendor chick on that planet of empaths read Neelix's mind that he wanted her to tug on his whiskers. That was information I could have done without.
     
  15. teacake

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    It's stuff like this that makes being a Betazoid icky.
     
  16. Sindatur

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    Yup, also noticed his Whiskers weren't as "well endowed" as his friend (Drax?) that got him into trouble with the "Medical Supplies"
     
  17. Guy Gardener

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    Do whiskers have to be on your face?
     
  18. teacake

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    I doubt it is the whiskers themselves, rather the skin underneath that is stimulated by being tugged.
     
  19. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Oh but skin doesn't feel, it just sends benign coded electrochemical impulses to the brain which triggers appropriate response macros stored in the brain. There is no pain or pleasure you could ever feel that is not in your brain already waiting to be summoned your imagination which in itself is just another swirl of chemicals beyond good and evil.

    Nothing is real.
     
  20. teacake

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    This is why we need to train our brains to heighten sensations, deliver chemicals etc..

    I'm picturing Kes tugging at Neelix's whiskers now. It's a lot more icky than Oo Mox..