Is Neelix really supposed to be a survival expert?

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  1. Guy Gardener

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    & cackling.
     
  2. teacake

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    That would be me. I'd no doubt earn some rather unpleasant sobriquets.
     
  3. Guy Gardener

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  4. R. Star

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    Sfdebris has an unusual combination of humor and thoughtfulness with his reviews. Though the man does have an axe to grind with Neelix to say the least giving every episode a "stupid Neelix moment" :p
     
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    No-one would bear my honeyed dulcet tones :p

    I imagine teacake sounds like Judy Davis. Can't even begin to imagine how Guy sounds :lol:
     
  6. teacake

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    I imagine it all the time.
     
  7. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    That's not really me in your head.

    I can't telepathically infest persons with mental scabies.

    Well.

    Can't and don't are mostly the same word.

    So are scabies and mental scabies.
     
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  8. teacake

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    I know.

    I'm sure you are much more nasal than my fantasies allow for.
     
  9. Guy Gardener

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    I've just spent a phlegmmy hacky hooping week where my nose went on strike, so I have absolutely no intention of using that evil S.O.B. traitor ever again.
     
  10. R. Star

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    I still can't figure out if Guy's batpoop crazy or the smartest one on these boards. :p
     
  11. Lord Manitou

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    Neelix is a very intelligent man 'in his own right'. Even though most or all the crew will sometime disagree. In almost all the eps. He doesn't really recognize the Federation or its principles but doting over the crew is something he does and he likes it.
    In 'Fair Trade' season three Neelix expresses his absolute trust and gratitude in Capt. Janeway.
    Just like if someone on this thread cared about it's topic.
     
  12. Guy Gardener

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    Oh tosh!

    On the Basics Panet hair = fire = wealth.

    Now sooner or later Janeways bun was going to quit.

    And Neelix had a choice of being a natural resource for a 140 bald assholes, or to take over and dictate who was worthy of fire and who had to go out into the cold because they didn't know how to suck up with enough eloquence.

    Good lord.

    He would be able to even trade hairballs for sex.

    Talk about quid pro quo on the gag reflex.

    Yes.

    Neelix is a survivor!
     
  13. teacake

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    I bet he is absolutely covered in hair. Blonde hair.
     
  14. Guy Gardener

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    You'd best be talking about the mother, and not the daughter.

    He boffed one 2 year old, and the little bugger is like branded or something.
     
  15. teacake

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    The mother? What?
     
  16. Guy Gardener

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    Sam Wildman.

    You're not talking about the early days when Kes wasn't even letting his paws under her bra?
     
  17. teacake

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    I am only talking about his naked body, not his potential partners.
     
  18. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    So you weren't talking about static cling.

    Just %100 Talaxian Shag.
     
  19. teacake

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    Yeah. But not the good kind of shag.
     
  20. Guy Gardener

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    You wouldn't want a rug made from his pelt laid down before the fire place inside your cabin in the woods?