Is Anyone Else Afraid of the "Burger King" King?

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  1. Trekker4747

    Trekker4747 Boldly going... Premium Member

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    Pedobear is concerned.
     
  2. Tprach

    Tprach Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    I am so affraid of him I was scared to come in here in fear of seeing pictures But I didn't scroll through all the Comments because Triumphant told me last night about the post and I saw a picture from his lap top and cringed.. I make him change the channel everytime the King shows up. Especially the one where he is in the guys bed that one REALLLY creeps me out.
     
  3. doubleohfive

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    I just know that the McDonald family has sworn and oath of vengeance against him.

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  4. Sephiroth

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    they do not fear me enough yet, I order you to fee d them crispy chicken sandwiches until they DIE!!!! mua hahahahahahahahahaha
     
  5. Ro_Laren

    Ro_Laren Commodore Commodore

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    Scary!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  6. cooleddie74

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    The King knew it was Ronald.

    He knew it all along.


    He broke his heart.

    He broke his HEART.
     
  7. melancholymecha

    melancholymecha Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    lol!:guffaw: I cant be the only one who remembers Stop, Drop & Roll! :lol:
     
  8. cooleddie74

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    Pedobear can be the new mascot for Wendy's. They're a perfect match. If you have a demented, dirty enough mind.:shifty:
     
  9. Mallory

    Mallory Moderator Admiral

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    Something we all know you possess. :lol:
     
  10. dkehler

    dkehler Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    The only stop, drop and roll commercial I know of is the animated one with the old lady who lived in a shoe. "The old lady knew just what to do. DO YOU?"
     
  11. Trekker4747

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    Ronald: "Excuse me, can I borrow some Grey... :GAGH:... :GURGGLE:"
     
  12. melancholymecha

    melancholymecha Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I swear I remember an 80s Burger King ad with the a bearded actor playing the king, hanging out with some kids, then his cape catches on fire(the fire was obviously animated) and he does the whole S.D.R. manuever. I dont know why I still remember it to this day. When they brought the king back in his, uh, new form, & I saw the first ads I was simultaneously struck with nostalgia & terror.:wtf:
     
  13. Ro_Laren

    Ro_Laren Commodore Commodore

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    Was the 80's version just as scary?
     
  14. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    So he made him an offer he could not refuse. Ronald refused it.
     
  15. melancholymecha

    melancholymecha Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    dont remember too well exactly what he looked like, but it was something like the Brawny guy but wearing more bling. :p

    whoo! I found an old commercial with the actor playing the King!
    http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/83/
     
  16. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "Possess"?

    Shit, I own the worldwide copyright.:shifty:
     
  17. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You go against the king...you go against the royal family.

    Don't ever take sides against the royal family. EVER.
     
  18. dkehler

    dkehler Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I actually liked the old Burger King. Their food used to be a lot better (especially the fries) back then, too.
     
  19. Savage Dragon

    Savage Dragon Savage Mod Moderator

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    See, that's how I remember the Burger King. It wasn't just some dude in a mask.
     
  20. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Actually, I do like McDonald's fries better than BK's. That might seem like high treason against the King, but truth is truth. BK fries aren't as good as they were when I was a kid and teenager.